Quote from Smashdood

Wait, what? Man, we are FAR behind quota now. Where are all of our members? Nobody even comes here anymore! We need to advertise, or give out coupons or something!

Maybe getting some noobs will bring more ideas to the table on how to handle our member shortage crisis, folks. Ideas?

Quote from Kitsune

Holy shit. You really think that your ideas will work???

Let me link you to the biggest faggot ever to roam the stickpage forums.

http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/member.php?u=5221 (Check out my awesome posts)

This was me two and a half or so years ago. After a few months of foruming, I decided that all of my actions were asshole shit**** dumbshit actions, and I should start a new account. I think by now I'm not such a huge idiot, and help out some of the noobs of today.

It took only a few months to get my act together on this forum, and it's thanks to the members of SP. It works as a system. You show up> You're an asshole noob****> we tell you not to do that> You listen or don't listen> You get your act together and have a good forum time or you leave or get banned due to faggotry.

Noobs are a profit to SPP. The pivot forum guys might get some money, pirate, or whatever, and get flash to get better at animating with broader horizons, or get even better at the shit they do. The easytoon forum is 100% or more better than the pivot section when speaking of maturity and forum etiquette. They speak english to eachother and offer helpful advice, as Pirate said.

Everyone here was a noob. No one was super awesome to begin with on any first forum. No exceptions.

The forums don't need closing, you need pills for your drastic fail, and I am going to sleep.

G'nite.

Quote from Chinaman

Nope, its not like I'm mad or anything. He's just really really stupid and I was just illustrating the fact. I'm actually in a pretty good mood, or was anyways, just watched a semi-sad movie.

Quote from Chinaman

You are such a ****ing idiot. I'm not playing, I'm not trying to be funny. You really really are so ****ing stupid. How someone can be as idiotic as you and think the thoughts that you do is really ****ing beyond me. Really what I was going to do was take all your arguments and points and, you know, just debate against all of them. But really reading your points just really made me sad for you. I really do feel sorry for that your a complete idiot like this, I really do. Mass amounts of pity.

Quote from body_in_the_lake

Jesus christ, it's just a forum. People do tend to be idiots.

Why so serious?

Quote from Dudeman.

Look! He proved his own point by using a generic fad! Well done, sir.


Anyway, I believe the bi-annual member awards are coming up. Why don't we all wait with girlish glee together.

Quote from Kitsune

Using the word **** 3 times, mindless insults over jokes, getting too serious over a clearly jocular situation, and even looking down at and pitying the people who's opinion you oppose makes you SOUND like you're in a terrific and dandy mood I would say.

Quote from Dudeman.

I think the only thing to do is go on a ban spree. Any noobish post gets a one month ban.

Everyone on the forum has to agree not to multi account if they are banned. If they don't agree then they are perma banned.


How's that for a ****ing plan.