BEST EMPEROR COMING THROUGH

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Mar 6, 2015 2:55 PM #1321475

Hello, I am Charlemagne, King of the Franks and Lombards, crowned Emperor by sum guy who wants so suck my dick so bad. I am extremely skillful in martial matters and I have the military strategies more cunning than Ares himself. Mess with me and I wouldn't have second thoughts burying you together with the 4000 bloody saxony pagans. We could be great allies tho, I am a good friend and I have the best reputation here in glorious EVROPA.

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Mar 6, 2015 3:05 PM #1321484

This is glorious.

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Mar 6, 2015 3:28 PM #1321492

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Hello, I need attention

There, I spelled it correctly
Welcome to SP and I hope you're gonna have a good time here :)

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Mar 6, 2015 3:50 PM #1321498

Quote from DiPi
There, I spelled it correctly
Welcome to SP and I hope you're gonna have a good time here :)

Mate, pls.

Everytime you come to a forum and post, it automatically means you're seeking for attention.

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Mar 6, 2015 8:07 PM #1321614

whats ur favorite maymay?

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Mar 8, 2015 9:04 AM #1322632

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whats ur favorite maymay?

necroposting and checking-the-forums-twice-a-week maymays

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Mar 9, 2015 2:00 AM #1322987

I heard the word "best" so i thought someone was calling me, but it's just some kid. Welcome to SP tho !