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I didn't fight in 'Nam for this treatment :p Screw you guys, I'm off to the bingo hall to reminisce and hit up some middle-aged fly honeys

We still love you, Devour!
#nohomo

Devour's demographic consists of:

Pre-merge (5%): Knows him as a user and a writer.

Merge (20%): Knows him as the mod who binned pointless threads then disappeared for a long time. The problem was, that in this loooong hiatus, his colors remained purple so people just assumed he was around in the background.

Post-merge (60%): Knows him as the mod who stepped down who didn't write a tl;dr I'm Leaving thread like Zed or Sacred, furthering his unknown status. Heck, there wasn't even a 'stepping down' moment. I recall the mods just discussed about about just greying Devour's colors because it's been awhile since his hiatus. Unlike Arch who had something of an upswing around the time I was ending my reign of awesomeness, Devour just sort of casually popped when it was all over during the next era.

Present (15%): Knows him as a user who writes.

What is the point of a Devour? He's about as needed as my second molar.

I'm good for lookin' cute and bein' friendly :o :o :o

nobody ever made me an appreciation thread

We just hide our appreciation.

Just like how you hide yourself, scarecrow


OHHHHHHH

Quote from Hewitt

Just like how you hide yourself, scarecrow


OHHHHHHH

i don't get it

because. you invisible.

all the time.

unless necessary.

Invisibility is key. It is to surprise violators that you are actually there, thinking that they are safe to commit heinous violations.

Invisibility makes mods Batmen.

I didnt mean invisible as in forum invisible

I meant physically. Scarecrow only shows up when the thread is about Scarecrow somehow. Or if its about alt meds on the chat thread

mods *thumbs up and a salute*

Enough chating gentlemen, now praise me and Queen Rosie before we kill you all.

All hail the Queens of StickPage! Camila and Rosie!