First Thing You'd Do as a Billionaire

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Mar 31, 2015 2:28 PM #1339135
I was actually thinking yesterday what kind of bid you'd have to open with.
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Mar 31, 2015 3:34 PM #1339174
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Sleep on it/ with it.


I don't see how pieces of paper could provide sexual pleasure.
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Mar 31, 2015 3:43 PM #1339175
Donate and then buy cintiq :I
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Mar 31, 2015 5:23 PM #1339192
5-10% on a better computer/monitors/tablet
20% Buying a nice standard but nice home OR buy a penthouse
20% On a car that I like
10% on food and water supplies
10% Bills
10% relatives and family
5% Charity
5% Pets
10% Put in bank
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Mar 31, 2015 5:40 PM #1339200
lol almost that entire post is ridiculous. $50 million on computer stuff? $50 million on pets? you have $100 million in bills? you'll drop $200 million on one car? $100 million on food and water?jesus fuck. save 1% for a team of accountants.

I don't like money. I like things. But I don't like that process of thinking about money and which things I should get. That just stresses me out. I often wish there was a type of economy where you just did what you were good at and you did your thing and got things and everyone got what they got depending on how good you were. And if you didn't like the government, they would whisk you off to prison in the cold somewhere and make you work in a prison-like setting. If only such a place existed and I could be in charge.

Just did some introspection and I really don't care about money but I do like to like think I'm important. And if I acquired alot of money, I could pay people to pretend. Like have my own block where people are just like acting. Kinda like reality tv but it isn't real or filmed. Just my little universe where I can go around and slap people and just be an asshole.The thing is and I know you are thinking, this guy would be the worst, but I wouldn't because I would be quite fair in my dealing of the asshole attitude. Everyone gets their fair share. And some days, if I'm in a good mood, people will expect a slap but get a hug. Now just imagine how good I made that person feel. See that's what I'm about. Making people feel good.
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Mar 31, 2015 6:33 PM #1339220
The joke is on Exilement because XxScatterxX is actually Batman.
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Mar 31, 2015 7:39 PM #1339283
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Donate and then buy cintiq :I

That's all you would do with a thousand million dollars?
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Apr 1, 2015 12:54 AM #1339428
Own An Ice rink then save
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Apr 1, 2015 3:06 AM #1339495
Cmon people be realistic. I would freken end world hunger!
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Apr 1, 2015 3:43 AM #1339520
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Cmon people be realistic. I would freken end world hunger!

I-is this a joke or...
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Apr 1, 2015 3:53 AM #1339527
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I-is this a joke or...

Not a joke bruh, its....... realistic.
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Apr 1, 2015 3:54 AM #1339529
Billions are already being poured into world hunger, it won't end that easily.
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Apr 1, 2015 4:04 AM #1339536
http://www.hyunsdojo.com/dojo/755/
This.
I'd do this.
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Apr 1, 2015 4:42 AM #1339552
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Cmon people be realistic. I would freken end world hunger!

How is that being realistic at all, you know how many trillions of dollars there are in circulation globally right now, if just one billion was enough to end hunger worldwide, don't you think it would be done by now?
for a frame of reference, a trillion is a million million dollars. If world hunger can't be solved with that much money, what's your piddly one billion going to do. Should have just said that it was a joke.
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Apr 1, 2015 11:04 PM #1340104
Guys, you need to first start looking realisticly at how much 1 billion dollars really are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J6BQDKiYyM