Some of you guys may remeber me from a while ago, sorry I rage quitted for a few months due to lag:P

To make it up to you all, I spent the last month or so doing complex differential calculus and statistical analysis, and have discovered the ultimate stategy which will beat all other strategys currently in the game. Your opponent will never touch your statue if this is executed properly.

Early Game: Make three miners (even on short maps) Keep making miners. If your opponent rushes you, rage quit.

Middle game: By five minutes, you should have eight miners on gold. Great job! Now, get three miners on gold and start SPAMMING them giants. If your opponent spearton rushes you, rage quit.

Late game: Many pros will tell you that a late game army should have at least one magikill. They are lying. A magikill costs more than a spearton and has les health, less damage, and a higher population cost. Dont get any magikills. Instead, get 11 fullgrown giants and one meric (Merics do even less damage then magikills, but they are cheaper and look cooler.) The only way your opponent can beat this army is with hacks. If they do, make sure to repeatedly call them a hacker n00b, then rage quit.

And thats it, couldnt be simpler. I expect that this will soon be fixed, as this is obviously too OP. Use it while you can. If you have any feedback as to how unbelievably awsome this strat is, make sure to comment below.
This is an Aprils fools joke. If you actually try this, you deserve whatever happens to your rating.