Quote from Captain CookIt's not my job to pre-screen your characters. This is an actioney-thriller, and several of you are disabled. I'm not one to tell you how to make your character, it's your job.
OOC: Actually, it sort of IS your job to pre-screen characters. You did it diligently when it came to correcting all our attributes. As a DM, you are the director of this movie, and you're the only one who got to see all the characters, and youre the one who decides which character is ok, and you've got to make sure that really good RPing and storylines DON'T get fucked by one guy. I'm honestly pretty fucking upset that we're not going to get to do a lot of the political and spy missions now and make Markose the mayor. Because even STORY-wise it makes no sense. Are we to assume that Markose and Peter hired a guy like Mick without doing any check on him whatsoever?
Edit: I'm high on my sleeping pill, guys, so I might come across as a cranky monkey. So I apologize in advance.
I just thought we had a great thing going with the planning, and Devour's amazing seductions, and Arch's plan to bust out of the trash can, and Jy bustin boxes and Calvin shaping into a truly conflicted character... and all that means nothing cause one guy who was out of our control did this stuff. I wouldn't mind if we got fucked due to mistakes we made, but ONE GUY repeatedly made mistakes totally beyond our reach and now we're playing some hide and seek game instead of a political game of manipulation, thieving and deceit. This really is the best RP I've played in a while so all this stuff seems additionally bullshitty.
Anyway you guys go ahead and decide what the next move should be. I'll join in if I think of something. I'm guessing we have a lot of time to plan and think and post anyway.