I make sexy time.

I'm a 12 year old virgin...

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Anal is actually quite enjoyable, once you get used to it.

wait, what?

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wait, what?

She/He wants it in the poopar... C'mon give it a shot, stick it in.

It wont hurt, it will feel as if your dick was shoved in a turkey's dead carcase.

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She/He wants it in the poopar... C'mon give it a shot, stick it in.

It wont hurt, it will feel as if your dick was shoved in a turkey's dead carcase.

No, he can't. That's Ash's siste- er, girlfriend.

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No, he can't. That's Ash's siste- er, girlfriend.

INCESTTTTT !!!!111

Sex...

Huh, never thought about it.

I'm not the kind of guy or should I say, the kind of pussy that holds his virginity like it's some kind of sacred family airloom and I have to give it away to the RIGHT person or I'll feel horrible for the rest of my life. And I wouldn't have a problem losing my virginity to some random woman. It's like George Carlin said about heaven.

"You never get your virginity back since you're in such a hurry to lose it anyway"

That's how it is with me.

USE ****ING CONDOMS ITS NOT WORTH THE LIFE****!!one!11!

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USE ****ING CONDOMS ITS NOT WORTH THE LIFE****!!one!11!

Is someone gonna be a daddy?

Hahahaha, almost.

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Sex...

Huh, never thought about it.

I'm not the kind of guy or should I say, the kind of pussy that holds his virginity like it's some kind of sacred family airloom and I have to give it away to the RIGHT person or I'll feel horrible for the rest of my life.

Your right, you're the kind of person who has realized he wont ever get into a relationship worth keeping and so you have degraded his self worth, and the worth of said relationships to protect yourself from getting hurt when no one ever loves you romantically. You act as though sex has to be had or your life will end at age 20, and to see your life revolve around something you haven't even yet experienced for yourself is kind of frightening. You act like you have some clue as to what you are talking about when all you know is cheesy fantasy porn and locker room side chatter.

I don't usually argue with you, but when you say stupid shit like this I cant help it.

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Hahahaha, almost.

Morning after pill?

Or just a scare of pregnancy because your girlfriend missed the pill?

Or is a friend gonna be a daddy?

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Morning after pill?

Or just a scare of pregnancy because your girlfriend missed the pill?

Or is a friend gonna be a daddy?

Got a bit carried away and didn't use protection.
Had a talk, both figured it was okay cos I didn't go all the way in or ejaculate properly.
So we decided, no pill.


She misses her period.
Life gets seriously carzy.

About 3 days of super stressy crying girlfriend.
Debating whether or not to talk to her mum, in which case we're ****ed cos she made us promise "No sex till we've been going out for a year"

She has her period.

SAFE.
:Embarrassed:

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Got a bit carried away and didn't use protection.
Had a talk, both figured it was okay cos I didn't go all the way in or ejaculate properly.
So we decided, no pill.


She misses her period.
Life gets seriously carzy.

About 3 days of super stressy crying girlfriend.
Debating whether or not to talk to her mum, in which case we're ****ed cos she made us promise "No sex till we've been going out for a year"

She has her period.

SAFE.
:Embarrassed:

Lol. I'm trying to remember where I heard this story recently...