What's up, guys.

I presume that's not you, but what's up is that I have that picture loged in my mind and I can't beat it out.

Canz zu dezkribe dis pikture fur me?

No because if I say something insulting and it turns out that it is you I'll have needlessly offended you.

Turns out... That's not me.


Surprise ending!

Ok then. To answer your previous question; it looks like a half-naked fat guy with downs syndrome. Am I close?

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What's up, guys.

Me at a damn. Washington has its moments.


My dog, AWWWWWWWW.

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Me at a damn. Washington has its moments.

That looks professional.

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Me at a damn. Washington has its moments.

I'll grant you, it's a nice view, but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR WEATHER? Give it back now. I got sunburn.

Damn, I keep hoping that you post a pic :l

Who is the one with the SPP stalker picture archive.

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Damn, I keep hoping that you post a pic :l

Nope. Nobody gets to see me in all my sexiness. You must use your imagination. I did post one pic a few moths ago but it was me when I was six months old. I had hoped that I would get a nomination for the SPP sexyman competition but no one did :(

I may post a pic one day when my hair's grown properly but I'm in the shit stage of making the short -> long transition.

Edit@MiniMan: wasn't it Myself?

Post it anyways. I've posted messed up pictures with attempts at different hairstyles.