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HE BE A JEW. I HAVE A JEWISH SECOND NAME.
HE HAD TESTICULAR TORSION. I HAD TESTICULAR TORSION.
HE'S AN INTERNETFAG. I'm pretty cool.


Carry on with your things.

Get a haircut. Both of you.
Also, laying your arm around his shoulders is not cool. Frankly, it's gay.

One: No.

Two: Having friends is gay?

Christ, no wonder you're so straight.

Having friends in that way certainly is, yes.

Actually, the fact that he has his hands wrapped around you so close to your ass, is actually pretty gay.

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Actually, the fact that he has his hands wrapped around you so close to your ass, is actually pretty gay.

Ew, didn't even notice that..

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Ew, didn't even notice that..

Too busy looking at his beautiful face, eh faggot?

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Too busy looking at his beautiful face, eh faggot?

More like, too straight to look at male asses, faggot.

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More like, too straight to look at male asses, faggot.

You can't admire a tight ass without being labelled as a faggot?

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You can't admire a tight ass without being labelled as a faggot?

Unless it's a girl's ass, NO!

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Except I'm stupidly tall and that's around half a foot or so away from my ass?

Wrong 2 b u.

If I'm not mistaken, then the guy is having a dream about lifting up you balls and making a surprised face over the size of your cock.
Blah, I'm probably mistaken.

Its against man law to have a mans hand around you below your heart.

Check section 4d subsection F, the rule can be excluded in terms of a bromance.

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fosters buddies woo o/\o

Is that a Hitlerstache I spot?