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Apr 22, 2012 7:07 PM #640403
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Apr 22, 2012 7:17 PM #640411
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If he has a gun, im most likely dead either way.

Actually most people who point a gun at someone while robbing them or something don't really have any intention of *using* the gun, and they tend to fire only when threatened; e.g. someone pulls a punch dagger on them.
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Apr 22, 2012 7:22 PM #640417
...If someone is pointing a gun at me im not going to attack them with my punch dagger, I never said I would. In fact the only thing I did say was this would be good for fighting multiple opponents if they attacked me. Obviously a gun changes that scenario.
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Apr 22, 2012 7:24 PM #640418
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...If someone is pointing a gun at me im not going to attack them with my punch dagger, I never said I would. In fact the only thing I did say was this would be good for fighting multiple opponents if they attacked me. Obviously a gun changes that scenario.


lol you're never going to fight multiple people buddy, you're going to cack yourself and crawl up into a little ball while people kick you, forgetting you ever had that punch dagger

my own defense tactic is just to travel light and run like fuck if someone tries to gang up on me, i'm a pretty fast guy and i'm pretty tall too so i can bowl past a person pretty hard to get away
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Apr 22, 2012 7:25 PM #640421
Chunky's a faggot

You have to fight them all and fight for america and fight.
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Apr 22, 2012 7:26 PM #640422
i bet jeremy has replayed a scenario where hes walkin around spokane, he passes some thugs, who promptly fuck with him, after feeling threatened enough he pulls out his awesome punch dagger, but it of course doesn't intimidate them, little did they know jeremy is a fuckin ninja rapist with his punch dagger and you fuckin rape them all with it
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Apr 22, 2012 7:29 PM #640425
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i bet jeremy has replayed a scenario where hes walkin around spokane, he passes some thugs, who promptly fuck with him, after feeling threatened enough he pulls out his awesome punch dagger, but it of course doesn't intimidate them, little did they know jeremy is a fuckin ninja rapist with his punch dagger and you fuckin rape them all with it


i was going to find that alley fight scene on youtube in watchmen and link it but i couldn't find it, but yeah that's totally what he thinks is going to happen
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Apr 22, 2012 8:03 PM #640462
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i bet jeremy has replayed a scenario where hes walkin around spokane, he passes some thugs, who promptly fuck with him, after feeling threatened enough he pulls out his awesome punch dagger, but it of course doesn't intimidate them, little did they know jeremy is a fuckin ninja rapist with his punch dagger and you fuckin rape them all with it


Hot.

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Chunky's a faggot

You have to fight them all and fight for america and fight.


America fuck yeah.

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lol you're never going to fight multiple people buddy, you're going to cack yourself and crawl up into a little ball while people kick you, forgetting you ever had that punch dagger

my own defense tactic is just to travel light and run like fuck if someone tries to gang up on me, i'm a pretty fast guy and i'm pretty tall too so i can bowl past a person pretty hard to get away


Just because you are a pussy that is content to get his shit kicked in doesnt mean everyone else is. Having something like this greatly increases my chances of winning in a fight, brah. Im not going to outline how I think it would go down, because you would just pretend you knew more about fight situations by pulling shit out of your ass and we would go nowhere.

That is a great fight scene from the watchmen though.
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Apr 23, 2012 7:19 AM #640743
I've read all this punchdager stuff.. I was wondering though, how do you carry it with you? I mean, does it have some kind of protection to it? does it fold like a swiss army knife? and is that thing really the best thing for self defense? I mean it's a cool thing sure haha, but I'd rather say it looks more of a gadget, or stabbing someone in back or in the throat.. or just in the leg or something, just as a 'sneak' attack when noone expects it, not for actually countering an attack or something.
if there was a weapon that I'd have to pick (weapons in holland are forbidden, and soon having stabbing weapons are also forbirdden aswell, on top of that.. really if somoene threatens me.. well they don't know what they are getting into..) but if I had to pick a weapon ofcourse it'd be a gun, but we had to leave firearms away I'd go with one of those exandable bat thingys..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QgCWoiAYzU&feature=fvst
skip to 2:45

so im wondering, how do you carry it? do you always carry it? is it legal to carry such thing around in america? and why a punch dagger and not like.. well something else..
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Apr 23, 2012 7:22 AM #640744
For a second I thought you would post on topic.

For a second.
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Apr 23, 2012 7:25 AM #640745
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I've read all this punchdager stuff.. I was wondering though, how do you carry it with you? I mean, does it have some kind of protection to it? does it fold like a swiss army knife? and is that thing really the best thing for self defense? I mean it's a cool thing sure haha, but I'd rather say it looks more of a gadget, or stabbing someone in back or in the throat.. or just in the leg or something, just as a 'sneak' attack when noone expects it, not for actually countering an attack or something.
if there was a weapon that I'd have to pick (weapons in holland are forbidden, and soon having stabbing weapons are also forbirdden aswell, on top of that.. really if somoene threatens me.. well they don't know what they are getting into..) but if I had to pick a weapon ofcourse it'd be a gun, but we had to leave firearms away I'd go with one of those exandable bat thingys..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QgCWoiAYzU&feature=fvst
skip to 2:45

so im wondering, how do you carry it? do you always carry it? is it legal to carry such thing around in america? and why a punch dagger and not like.. well something else..


Its a fixed blade which means it doesnt fold, it has a sheath that clips anywhere you need it to. All you need to do with it is know how to box, it stays in your knuckles, everytime you hit them with that hand they will be stabbed.
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Apr 23, 2012 7:28 AM #640746
Jeremy you nigger post a picture or get the motherfuck out.


Faggot.
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Apr 23, 2012 11:29 AM #640864
he just posted pictures
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Apr 23, 2012 4:46 PM #640997
I don't understand how you don't realize that by "winning" this fight scenario with a stabby weapon, cutting them up like sushi, you will be locked up for a serious amount of time.
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Apr 23, 2012 5:28 PM #641020
Not if he uses it for self-defense, which is what he's said several times he'd reserve it for. A wound to the gut from a knife that short wouldn't kill anyone, as long as they get medical attention.

You guys pick fights over the dumbest fucking things. Someone on the internet has a weapon for self-defense, better prove how stupid he is! Get a hobby or something.