Nish's Top 10 consists of bollywood versions of superheroes



DAT AMAZING TANGO IN THE CLOUDS!

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He is literally in the bottom 10% of strong heroes.

Why? If you watched the films... he can get cut in half and still survive. The only way you could kill him I think is blasting his head off or destroy his whole body at once.

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Why? If you watched the films... he can get cut in half and still survive. The only way you could kill him I think is blasting his head off or destroy his whole body at once.

Lets try not to use films and stick to comic references.

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Lets try not to use films and stick to comic references.

Even in the comics it's quite similar.

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Why? If you watched the films... he can get cut in half and still survive. The only way you could kill him I think is blasting his head off or destroy his whole body at once.

a) If you judge a character by films, please do not call yourself a nerd.

b) 90% of Marvel's superheroes can blast his head off.

c) "Surviving" after being cut in half and winning a fight aren't the same thing. Its not like Logan is a fighting machine when half his body has been cut off.

The reason Wolverine does well in comic books is because of tricks called PIS and CIS. Plot Induced Stupidity and Character Induced Stupidity. For example, Colossus keeps trying to fight Wolverine physically when all he needs to do is smash his face into the earth and deprive him of oxygen. Or Storm throwing him into space.

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Even in the comics it's quite similar.

No. Pick ten random heroes in the Marvel Universe and I will tell you how they will beat Wolverine. If it is a true random sample, 9 out of 10 of them will be able to do it. Unless they're one of these new-age weak-ass "relatable" heroes.

Hah, that's what you get for calling yourself a 'nerd' in this community. No room for error.

But yeah, what ErrorBlender and I said earlier, the poll itself could just be about the better(or worse) being in terms of overall attributes. Whatever the poll maker said, I think the poll itself should be about who they are, not how they fight.

Deadpool still wins tho

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a) If you judge a character by films, please do not call yourself a nerd.

b) 90% of Marvel's superheroes can blast his head off.

c) "Surviving" after being cut in half and winning a fight aren't the same thing. Its not like Logan is a fighting machine when half his body has been cut off.

The reason Wolverine does well in comic books is because of tricks called PIS and CIS. Plot Induced Stupidity and Character Induced Stupidity. For example, Colossus keeps trying to fight Wolverine physically when all he needs to do is smash his face into the earth and deprive him of oxygen. Or Storm throwing him into space.



No. Pick ten random heroes in the Marvel Universe and I will tell you how they will beat Wolverine. If it is a true random sample, 9 out of 10 of them will be able to do it. Unless they're one of these new-age weak-ass "relatable" heroes.

Hawk Eye and Black Widow. I'm pretty sure I got you cornered here bruh. (Atleast for Black Widow...)

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Hah, that's what you get for calling yourself a 'nerd' in this community. No room for error.

But yeah, what ErrorBlender and I said earlier, the poll itself could just be about the better(or worse) being in terms of overall attributes. Whatever the poll maker said, I think the poll itself should be about who they are, not how they fight.

Deadpool still wins tho

So you're saying "Forget the original intention of the guy who made the thread, this entire conversation should be about my interpretation of it instead"?

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Hawk Eye and Black Widow. I'm pretty sure I got you cornered here bruh. (Atleast for Black Widow...)

How dumb are you? I clearly said PICK TEN RANDOM HEROES.

You didn't pick ten, nor did you pick at random. Christ.

Okay could we stop with the damn Wolverine I got it he is weak... and idk I consider myself a nerd but not a hardcore one.

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Pick ten random heroes in the Marvel Universe

Blade
Squirrel Girl
Luke Cage
Night Thrasher (Dwayne Taylor)
Gertrude Yorkes w/ Old Lace
Wallflower (Laurie Collins)
Skitter
Aaron Stack
Red Raven



Come on then.


Note: I know there are 2 villains in there, but they're just paid thugs. They have on at least one occasion worked on the side of good.

EDIT: I changed all the villains, making all of them absolute random heroes now

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Blade

Blade uses guns, Wolverine does not. Blade can put a bullet through his eyeball, he is as good a marksman as Scalphunter and Mystique and they have both done it. Lets not forget that Blade is a badass himself and has a fucking adamantium sword and weapons. In a fight, BLADE's healing factor is way more useful than Wolverine's. His healing factor can heal all damage (except with missing limbs) in the fraction of a second (this includes all broken bones and other organs). Not to forget that ever since becoming a Damphir, Blade's speed, strength and agility all compare rather well with Wolverine.

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Squirrel Girl

New Avengers Volume 2, Issue 15. Squirrel girl kicks his ass.

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Luke Cage

Luke Cage has beaten Iron Fist. Iron Fist has beaten Wolverine.
Luke Cage has beaten Sabretooth. Sabretooth has beaten Wolverine.
Luke Cage has fought Hulk and got beaten. But not beaten as badly as Wolverine.

Luke Cage's primary tactic in fights is throwing cars and trees at his opponents. Regular sparring with Iron Fist also means he knows how to take down quicker, faster martial artists who can one-shot him if given the chance.

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Night Thrasher (Dwayne Taylor)

Lol this isn't even a fight. Night Thrasher flies just out of Wolverine's range, say 20 feet in the air and just bombards him with napalm, pepper spray, explosives and whatever he has in that suit of his.

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Gertrude Yorkes w/ Old Lace

Hmmm...Wolverine versus a fucking Velociraptor/Deinonychus that is completely relentless in protecting its guide. I wonder if his healing factor regenerates his guts after being eaten.

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Wallflower (Laurie Collins)

Wallflower can control emotions and could:

a) Put him to sleep.
b) Make him so horny that he submits.
c) Make him so afraid he runs away.
d) Make him so happy he refuses to fight.

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Skitter

Skitter is stronger, faster, stealthier and has more limbs. Spiderman vs Wolverine never ends well for him and neither will this one.

Skitter is DC by the way.

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Aaron Stack

This guy is Inspector Gadget made of adamantium, from what I remember. He also flies out of Wolverine's range and pummels him with everything he has. Game over.

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Red Raven

Any of the Red Raven incarnations have the same flight advantage over Wolverine. Stay out of his reach and throw things at him.


So we're done.


Are you sure you chose at random? I'm surprised you came up with all street-level heroes at random. If we include the DC universe in this, Wolverine gets thrashed even worse.



Come on then.


Note: I know there are 2 villains in there, but they're just paid thugs. They have on at least one occasion worked on the side of good.

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You're answers assume that Wolverine is just standing still, has no idea who he's facing, and only gets 1 try or quite the opposite and requires practice. In theory you could just make up scenarios for everyone to beat everyone.

You might as well usurp ErrorBlender in DTG and counter everyone that posts against you.

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You're answers assume that Wolverine is just standing still, has no idea who he's facing, and only gets 1 try or quite the opposite and requires practice. In theory you could just make up scenarios for everyone to beat everyone.

Aside from your dodgy 'random' selection, thats not even remotely what my answers assume. Whats he going to do with some shooting at him from the air? Hes gonna run. And then what?

Throw stuff back?

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Aside from your dodgy 'random' selection, thats not even remotely what my answers assume. Whats he going to do with some shooting at him from the air? Hes gonna run. And then what?

Hey I'm not the one who agrees with these nubs that Wolverine doesnt suck. I just really wanted to see what you could come up with if I tossed 10 street-level characters his way. I'm thoroughly entertained, I feel like Hades when he's moving all the monster pieces towards the hero on the cosmic chessboard.

Should I put some villains in there? Should I increase the power? I feel like we should make a "Nish puppets wolverine" thread just for the lolz.