Quote from Kazumi

Just a bicycle

best car ever man you will reck us so hard D:

Quote from EclairCat

best car ever man you will reck us so hard D:

u juz dunnu wut Gutstron Prime iz cupuble of :>

Quote from Kazumi

u juz dunnu wut Gutstron Prime iz cupuble of :>

Gutstron Prime ?! is it a Transformer ?!
Oh noe ;-;

Ehhh kazumi... you can't use a bicycle...



Racer Name: Camila

Vehicle Name: Electric Violet

Vehicle Description: Saleen S7- Twin turbo, a car built for races. Colored with an intense magenta color, light pink flames at the sides, with a small quote right in the front part of the car "Call me Violet".

I'll be interested to see how this goes. Can't actually join unfortunately, I'll be away this week :/

Eh, what the heck, I'll join.

Race Name: Hamster Driver
Vehicle Name: Samtom, the Wheeled hamster

Vehicle description: A hamster stuffed by chuck testa that shoots lasers from it's eyes, missiles from it's abdomen and spews oil from it's mouth. It has spiked wheels attached to it's front and back with pedals on the inside of it's intestines. It's back has been torn off, so it has no roof. Sometimes, blood will squirt out of it, causing drivers behind to be temporarily blinded.



I'm really tired.

Quote from Camila

Ehhh kazumi... you can't use a bicycle...

I have a feeling he can use a bicycle.

I'm basing my deduction upon the fact that Hewitt specifically said you could.

Quote from Hewitt

Go ahead and suggest something absurd as well like "My sister's pink bicycle with a cute bonnet and basket between the handlebars" if you want.

Quote from Nish

I have a feeling he can use a bicycle.

I'm basing my deduction upon the fact that Hewitt specifically said you could.

Oh.

So my hamster can be a bicycle hamster?
Awesome!

I have a question. When will the Legs start? Can I still join?

Racer Name: Joe
Vehicle Name: Butt Scratcher
Vehicle Description: An old, dirty, rusty three wheeler with five truck like tailpipes hanging from the back and two big forks which can extend two meters ahead with piston mechanism.
Not very durable and fast but Joe likes his ride.

Driver: Abra
Car: The Gentleman

Description: Tim Burton's Batmobile. Except without the gaudy wings or funny nozzle, or exposed engine or those holes at the side. Simply clean, smooth, suave, and beautiful.

Alright, Signups are done. We have Thirteen Racers today. Good. That means I can afford to experiment more on certain tracks (if we had less I couldn't risk losing alot in a short period of time). I have taken all your entries and shortened them or summarized them on the front page. Check them out if you want. For those with short descriptions, I even embellished them to fit everyone's standard.

Ai and Nish, you've not submitted car descriptions. I know you have an ornament Nish, but that's an add-on, you still have to make your own shit up. If I find that you still have not posted an entry by the 2nd Leg, I will make you entries myself. Of course, there's the possibility that you have forgotten about this (unlikely but still) and that will cause you to spinout and die anyways.

ANYWAYS.

LET THE RACE BEGIN!!!





Sexy Lil' Caelo stands at the center of the track. Everyone revs their engines and pedals their pedallables. Caelo waves the flag and OFF THEY GO!

The Long Curve is an extremely easy piece of track, meant to segregate the bunched up racers as neatly as possible. But there will still be careless Drivers who might try and do something stupid crazy. Watch Out!

Instructions:
1) Everyone currently has 1000 CCs or Car Creds. These will be used to determine how well you Race.
2) Each one of you PM me a number of CCs you would like to spend. The higher the value, the higher you will place in this leg. Remember, there are 12 Legs so spend wisely or amazingly.

3) For Convinience's sake, please PM me with the CC Value IN THE TITLE OF YOUR PM. This is so I don't have to open tabs of PMs and I can recheck the values easily. If you need to actually PM something please say so (like put a in your PM Title).

4) For how your actions are resolved as well as other rules, please refer to the Front Page.
5) The deadline for submission of CC's is 36 Hours from this post. Good Luck.



Now it has come to my attention that Johny Bravo has already sent me a PM before the race even began. I will accept it. For not reading the rules, that decision is locked and irreversible, tough luck.

He also posed a very interesting question:

Quote from JohnyBravo

If you lose when you have no CCs left wont it be just easier if you give 1 CC every round then you could last 1000 legs?

Normally, yes. You can even do the classic Liar's Game Everybody Wins solution of dividing 1000 by 12 and working the math per Leg. However, note that ties are broken by how fast you PM me so someone will always lose out. Will you all conspire to ideally vote the same pts? Or will you betray each other by being late but adding a single pt difference? That's what this game is all about. The fact that Johny has no idea that slower tied votes lose out means that he has not read the rules at all. Please do so.

If ya'll have any other questions, comments, discussion, etc. You can post them here. This thread will serve as a chatroom for the race so even Spectators can post. Even eliminated Racers.

Lets blend some racers.

Oh yeah, note that I didn't mention to keep topicality to this thread in particular. That's because you are free to make alliances and chat about this race elsewhere. Your clan threads, your private PM groups, Skype, IRC. I don't care. Strategize and go crazy or just keep to yourself and race properly. Your choice.

Just like that old game with the buttons. Which I should've won.

I honestly dont remember anything about the chamber other than Triss being an asshole and coining his name as an adjective for awhile

ahhh, old SP memes