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I get the weirdest dreams. Seriously, I need to make a thread just about my dreams sometime.

For example.

I didn't really have a weird dream last night, as far as I remember, all that happened was:

I was at a public pool, and this little kid jumped in sitting indian-legged style, and just sort of stuck at the bottom of the pool. I was freaking out and everything, so I tried grabbing the kid, but the only good reach I had was under his leg, and I thought that that would make him mad at me, so I just left him there under the water.

But thats just one, I've been having the weirdest dreams this week, let me explain another:

Okay, so, [in real life, not asleep] I beat the 12 colossus on time attack, which I've been trying to do for all month. So, I went to sleep, and I was on this island, a huge plateau out in the middle of the ocean, about 7 by 8 miles long, oval shaped, with some mountains in the north, a big ****ing bridge, and a mine shaft, about in the middle of the island, and then this ruined city.

So, I remember going down the mineshaft, don't remember what I did there, but I was in the Wanderers clothing and the sword and everything, and suddenly I was in these plains, running, and then I'm in the ruins and I'm fighting this giant velvet snake, and think I hit it with the sword, and it turns into a giant ****ing pillar, but I still kill it somehow. And then my mom shows up, in the dream, and we talk about something, I forgot, and it comes back to life, and it starts crushing me.


Then I have my other dreams I've already posted here:



1: But a dream that I remember the clearest is about a ship out in the ocean. I've had this dream for awhile and everytime it goes longer. I'm like a tour guide for a ship. Except were in an ocean that has MASSIVE waves. Like 10 miles high. And these people are in a sailboat that never sinks. And we always go to the tops of these huge waves. It's an awsome sight when the ship starts going down a wave. Normally halfway down the wave my dad wakes me up and I get out of the bed and sit on the cumputer.


Another dream I have is really difficult to explain. I'm myself in the past, but the dream takes place in like 2060 or something. We have made a "Anti gravity device," competition. There is people from all over the world. I'm in my old elementery school with, what looks like, a BB gun cut in half and is rapidly floating in the air with something sticking out of the end. We go outside and we start walking about a quarter mile away. Out of nowhere this big, cromelike, future tent pops up. We walk inside and there is an amazing view of the world on TV's around the place.

Only people with antigravity machines can eneter the show area. There is a giant hole that probably goes forever infront of us. To get to the ahow area, a person has to use thier machine to go up one floor. (This part is a blank.
I suppose I went up the floor.) But when I get up to the next floor, everything under me changes. Thier are anti gravity walkways everywhere and everything looks orangish. I step on a walkway (this is really hard to explain) I step on the first step and all of the other steps fade away and the step I'm on flys up 3 floors.


This is where I wake up and cuss under my breath for not bieng able to finish my dream. I have never finished it. I hope I do though.


2: had a dream that kept coming back to me, It was about me bieng at my grandma's house at night. It wasn't that scary then. But eventually, the news on the T.V. says that a group is going around killing and torturing everybody on the street my grandma's house is on. By then my heart starts beating and I'm acting like I'm going to die. I open the door and see A pair of monster type things zig-zagging accross the street to peoples houses. They then stay in the house for about five minutes and then leave, setting the house on fire as they go. Eventually they come close enough to my house to see them closer. I see a 'Scream' like character and a giant black dog with silver fangs and claws.

This is normally where it cuts off.


and 3: Another dream I had once, was probably based off a Half-Life 2 game. It really seems like it.

Well, anyway, I'm in a giant burned down, destroyed, ravenged, city. Sortof what you would see in Hl: 2. It's night. All of the adults are looking for the kids for some reason. I eventually find a building that is still in tact and has the lights on inside of it.

I remember moving some box so I could get inside the building, it was filled with rubber kickballs that you see four-year olds playing with. I throw some of the balls over the fence in the backyard of this building.

So, I walk through the door and it looks like the building is completely empty. But, it seems the adults found me some how. They run in from where the entrance is with torches. Then it's blackness.

I'm still in the dream, and I regain conciousness. It's day now. I'm in some sort of daycare with a fruit tree and a whole bunch of kids running around and playing with the balls I threw over the fence. I don't understand why or how the balls, or how I am there. So I start walking around and find an adult standing behind a podium of some kind.

I ask her why I'm here and she just tells me, "Just play around with your friends, It's okay here." So I walk away and go play for a little while.

After I make friends with another kid I start playing ball with some of his friends. The game is cut short for some reason so me and my new friend go over to the fruit tree.

I can't remember what fruits they are right now. This happened awhile ago.

Anyway, me and my friend start eating some of the fruits, They seem pretty tasty and they filled us up pretty fast.

We stand up to go play, but some old man walks in from a wooden porch that I never noticed before. He has a really kind expression on his face.

Most of the kids run away, I don't know why they are doing that, because the man looks so nice.

Me and my friend walk up to the man and tells us really nicely, "It's time friends, let's go."

Me and my friend follow him up the wooden porch. It sort of winds around the house to the top.

We get to the top in no time. The man tells my friend to close his eyes and turn around. The old man pulls out a shutgun from somewhere and says, "I'm sorry, friend. You will get there eventually." Then he shoots my friend in the back, and throws him off the porch.

I was completely oblivious to what happened, for some reason.

The old man then turns to me and tells me the same thing. I started to think I was going to die, which sortof seems out of the place for this dream. Since I didn't think anything negative before in the whole dream.

I close my eyes and turn around.

The man then says, "I'm sorry, friend. You will get there eventually." Like he did last time.

He then shot me in the back.


I woke up, and laid down still for about five minutes, thinking I was dead.

Then I thought to myself that, "If i'm dead, then why is my heart beating and why am I still thinking."

Then I got up, opened my eyes and just started thinking about the dream.

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K, so (I'm typing while eating with a Popsicle, so I don't care about grammar mistakes) I'm walking through this field with bunch of people, I don't remember who (this dream happened during last summer, I think), and I was holding a BB gun, except it was sort of broken in the middle at a 90 degree angle. It was supposedly a 'gravity distortion gun' (more half life, lulz) and I was going to the place where out final judging begins. I guess I made it too the finals of this competition to "make the best working device that could float/carry/move things with matter reanimation techniques." That wasn't the title, that's just what the competition was about, I think. Well, I don't know where we were going (but it looked like one of the buildings in DragonBall-Z, you know, like the ones in the city, where Krilins wife lived, who sold those pill things that transformed into shit?) And it looked really ****ing awesome. Like a giant dome made out of steel panels.

So were walking, I don't know how long. And we get to the building, and we go in and it's this HUGE pillar, that's bigger than it looks from the outside. Like, you couldn't even see all the way down the shaft. And it had a deep orangish theme to it. With all of these floating orange panels every were, and this shield-y looking thing a few stories up (turquoise-blue colored.) And, the only way to get there was for the contestants to use their gravity devices to jump and float up to it. But first we had to cross this bridge, there were no supports, it was just floating. These orange platforms, the size of three 2x4's glued to each other on the sides, and, when you stepped on them, they would float down a little, sort of like hydrolics, but it wasn't that noticeable. I just used it to tell we were in the future, and somehow figured out that we already had these technologies, and they just wanted us to make these so we could provide them to poorer people, because they cost less materials.

So, I walk across, I don't remember how long it took (again) and I say bye to my parents, they wish my luck on the judging, and the thing turns into an FPS game for a second, when I jump up to the shield thing. And I just float up to it. [/FPS]When I get up there, I look around. And I realize that anybody who isn't in the competition dies if they try and go through it, and I saw this girl that wasn't in the competition, and I pushed her onto the lower level so she doesn't die, but, she bounced off the lower level and falls down the endless shaft. And I disregard it and turn to the shield, and try to walk through it, but it doesn't let me, so I start jumping around, trying to find they secret way to get in, and I jump up to the top-left of it, and I fizz out right about now. All I see is some fat pale kid eating something, and then a TV with Dr. Breen on it, flash before my eyes. And thats all I remember.

K, I'll make a new dream since I'm buzzed on glue and waiting for the new Avatar.

HELL, METEORS, LAVA, WATERFALL, ICE, GIANT CRABS, VISITORS PASS, SERVERS, PRESCHOOL CLASSROOM, FORK IN THE ROAD, GOTHIC LINE, AQUARIUM, AWAKENING AGAIN.


Okay, so, I forgot how it started off, and some of this might be out of order, it happened about 3 weeks ago.

Well, I think there was something on TV (In the dream) where the rapture was happening or something (I guess I read something about 2012) and me and my mom go out side and theres a whole ****ing shitload of people there. Some are in tents and shit. And before I knew it, these meteors were crashing into the ground, in, like, the highest quality way ever, shaking vision, explosions, and then I get hit. Immediately I'm in Hell. It's like a fork. I'll make a picture:



I start walking around the entrance (the bottom) for a bit. There are some wooden signs in some places. Like a Hillbilly res-tchue-rauant. There are a lot of people, mainly on the left side, where it says goths (I'll get to that later) and I sort of look at them for a second. I don't see any goths, yet. And then I look out into the sea of lava. It's ****ing amazing, I didn't see why people would want to go to heaven when they could see that. (In the dream). And then I flash to this random place, this part is blurry, I think it's just me interviewing people to see which type of hell I should go to (Ice hell (which was better) or fire hell (which just seemed generic. I never saw a glimpse of the fire hell)). And one person says I should go to the ice hell, they say theres an aquarium there. (Because in this dream, Satan wanted there to be two different hells, but they are both amusement parks.) But he says that there are a limited number of botton to get admission. So I chose Ice hell. And suddenly I'm in the front of the line, and ask the nerds at the desk if I could see the Ice Hells leaflet, he gives me one, and I look at it for a second, not long enough to see it, and give it back. I say okay, and he gives me a button to go to Ice Hell, then this doorway appears right next to me. And it's my pre-school classroom. And I walk through, and the devil from South Park walks in a door and out again the next second. And I just look around, and talk to a little kid, and ask how he got here and if he knows what happened to his parents. He tells me he wasn't Baptized so he got sent there, and continues drawing a little picture of his mom and dad, and when he's done, he draws a big heart on it, and I vanish, and I appear at the entrance again, and NOW I see the goth people, thousands of them, trying to get into the Ice Hell ticket booth. Then I flash into the lake of lava, where I burn until I wash onto the rocks and a crab starts talking to me in a british accent, something about shoes, and then he starts tearing my flesh off. Then I appear in Ice hell and it's amazing, it's like the GA aquarium, accept frozen, and it has this HUGE waterfall, and I see this strange thing swim by, and all is bliss for a few seconds. And I watch the thing go by.

And then I'm screaming, GO TO THE ICE HELL, GO TO THE ICE HELL, because I came back to life (still in the dream) and everything is destroyed, there are meteors coming down, but none hits me. And I see a pile of dead bodies, and I run to my mom, who is standing next to a dead body, I guess It was my dad, and I tell her to go to the Ice hell so we can see each other again. And the meteors are still hitting, and the earth is shaking, and lava is coming out of the ground, and I see people running, and then a meteor hits me in slow motion as I'm running, and it crushes me, and I go to the entrance to hell again. And then in my dream, I remember that Hell has different 'servers' and I will most likely never see any one I know again, and then it flashes to the Ice hell, and I'm like, 16, and I'm eating a dead body in this huge bowl, and a guy without an arm walks by, and I wake up.