So, my name, is GlongDong incase you haven't seen already..... Now some of you may wonder, why does this fegit have that name? Well im going to take you on an adventure.
Glong has been in ALL of my names since I was... around 10 and still going strong, Dong.... Simply because I gave no fucks. I plan on making an RHG character later on If you want to see anything cool from it go ahead reply :D

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How long is your dong, Glong dong?

That answers simple my good sir.... exactly the length that it needs to be. Any other questions?

Does it pass the toilet paper roll test?

Of course it does, why wouldn't it?

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Does it pass the toilet paper roll test?

That's not a question of length.

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Does it pass the toilet paper roll test?

Eh, toilet paper rolls vary in size so it's not really that reliable

Ok guys, I want you all to know right now, you will all find out personally how big my Dong is..... You got me?

No, elaborate

This would be so much better if you were were bong dong.