Okay, let's say Jeff has opened up a position in which these 2 users could be admins. Their actions would be granted immunity from persecution of any kind. Secondly, the Poll Section finally merges with General Section. Third, the mods are fired and everyone can join stickpage whether they are underage or not...

My question is, who stands to destroy Stickpage first? How you wish to term 'destroy' is up to you. Either they make the place uninhabitable by the crowds they attract or they destroy bandwidth from whatever they create or something else. But the only thing that cannot happen is their discharge from the Admin position. They can't be fired.

Without further ado, here are your candidates for the election 2016:



PersonMcPerson
- Makes Polls at a frequent rate from 1 day to 2 weeks. For reference, an average recurring user makes a poll every month.
- Makes Polls prolifically and is currently in his 18th poll. For reference, an average recurring user makes a poll once or twice.
- Makes Polls that are either flimsy battle threads, What Would You Do situations that make no sense, and Favorites
- Sometimes, rides on ideas of others and makes crappy versions of their polls.
- Does not seem to care whether or not a Poll matures. Just keeps churning out whenever he feels like it without giving old polls a chance, much less from other users.
- Makes absurd Poll Choices that are not even actual Choices.
- Subject matter of polls take no less than a few minutes to think up
- As a User, is quite resistant to criticism concerning his prolific polls and appears to know that he is being criticized. He continues it nonetheless.
- Info in polls have little to no backing. Just ask the question and assume everything.

PersonMcPerson's Resume:
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94768-What-OP-superpower-below-would-you-like-to-have
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94744-Mario-and-Link-VS-Jason-(from-Friday-the-13th)
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94606-There-s-a-Fire-and-You-re-in-the-Shower
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94451-Miccool-VS-stone-in-an-RHG-battle
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94527-SteelCold-VS-xLycanx-in-an-RHG-battle
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94226-Hitler-Or-Best-Friend
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?94056-Favorite-Weapon-in-Rock-Paper-Scissors
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?93379-Favorite-Smash-Game
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?93906-What-Type-of-Shooter-Do-You-Like
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?93060-Which-out-of-these-three-do-you-like-best
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?92476-Which-Stick-Figure-series-do-you-like-best
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?92294-How-Do-You-Eat-Your-Potatoes
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?92208-Bat-VS-Knife
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?91380-Spiderman-VS-Link-(from-Zelda)
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?91304-Happiest-Tree-Friend-(Episode)
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?91003-What-would-you-do-if-a-killer-came-near-you
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?91183-You-VS-5-20-year-old-athletes
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?91086-What-do-you-play-video-games-on
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?90903-Who-is-better-Tentionmaru-or-Nhazul




Wither
- In the span of approx. 3 months, created a total of 7 unfinished Forum games. For reference, an average recurring user will make 1-2 in 3 months and finish them.
- Forum games are either crappy clones of existing games or games with little to no forethought, often missing crucial rules to even make it playable
- Forum games are immediately abandoned after a short period (for a forum game) and another one rises in its place
- Participates as an OP player on occasion and makes up rules on the spot to fit his situation.
- Minors with a degree in pollmaking and makes polls connected to his games. Absolutely no one outside his games understands this.
- His most infamous thread, Invictus: garnered approx. 7-10 posts an hour, spanning to 30 pages within a few days. For reference, the only threads able to match that speed is Terkoiz' clan thread, the Chat thread in the olde days, and an RP thread on a good day.
- 95% of Wither's games are OOC chatter
- Despite being warned, attempted to circumvent "no forum games" by making "forum activities". Genuinely believes they arent the same thing.
- Unlike PersonMcPerson, is 100% oblivious to criticism and genuinely seems adamant in making games cos they're fun.

Wither's Resume:
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?86830-DEADLY-ARSENAL-RATER-Cycle-2-Spreading-Shells
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85665-Hewitt-if-you-want-to-bin-this-just-do-it-D
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85650-Things-Should-be-Added-in-Battle-for-Graia
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85586-BIN-THIS-HEWITT!-A-BETTER-VERSION-IS-IN-PROGRESS
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85590-Territorial-Wars-(Question-Thread)
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?86235-Wither-s-Abstraction-2-Arthrill
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?86693-Wither-s-Abstraction-5-Duel-of-the-Tamers
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?86909-ExterPedia-Encyclopedia-for-Wither-s-Hunter-Series
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85536-Choose-your-Elemental-and-Non-Elemental-Powers
=======Invictus Threads========
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85740-Wither-s-Abstraction-1-Invictus
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?86020-Invictus-Show-Your-Nature-Art-Competition
http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?85923-Which-is-Your-Favorite-Invictus-Class


Discuss.

mcPerson overpowers Wither in this one. Despite giving a very small effort, mcperson can still deal a fatal blow to stickpage.

With such evidence provided it is clear that both can deal a fatal blow to stickpage
*Note i didn't read every singe link*

PersonMcPerson, because of that damn polls. I don't even know where PersonMcPerson got that polls ideas from.

I'd say Wither. From the Invictus threads, Wither can gather up peeps into his side, provide chatter onto threads of his choosing and allow it. McPerson only makes numerous polls.

Hmph. I say with would destroy stickpage first as he's going to most likely make shit like RHG tournaments and then fucking abandon it pissing people off. PersonMcPerson will make shitty polls asking if he should make a competition and never make a competition.

He'll also most likely make people play his shitty forum games.

Person mcPerson because he has no shame

Quote from Person McPerson

I do have shame actually... just choose not to show it. I was never very good at showing my emotions.

Shame is an emotion?

Quote from Zero

Shame is an emotion?

To me it is.

I say Wither. P.McP would flail around a bit, maybe make a few new shitty rules and fail to clean up adbots, but I can't see him doing any serious damage. Wither would open up the control panel and try to turn the entire forum into a zombie survival game. Conceivably he would give birth to a malicious AI in our servers and bring about the end of civilisation.

Quote from Zed

P.McP would flail around a bit, maybe make a few new shitty rules and fail to clean up adbots, but I can't see him doing any serious damage.

Yeah, that's probably what I would do.

Ach, well, i hope P. McPerson continues my path, back when i was elected for the biggest douche to destroy Stickpage in 2012.
Alright, so here's what you do, Person:

1. - Create a cheesy RHG - What you have to do is make an RHG so cheesy and OP, that it will get so much hate, while at the same time, get so many views. That way, you have the best RHG ever
2. - Copy a clan - This one's easy, just copy a famous clan, then get so much hate, and grade A+ insults from coolisushi, and you did this step.

3. - Make pointless polls - To get some interest into your charismatic personality, make polls that make absolutely no sense, so people will be forced to make you popular.

That's all you need to know, and oh, wait!
I have a special program called 'Crank Up the Abuse' ,you can sign up for it at MySpace.
Well then, off i go

You know i'm just shakin' ya, i choose both, because they are real nuisances.

P.S. oh noes, Sharpy's here... why am i saying oh noes tho?