Dim Sum beats all in asian restaurants. They ****ing just bring you food, you pick the food, and they check it on your card, being insanely delicious aids cock food.

UGH!

57. Me and my friend wanted to see if we could stay awake from midnight friday to sunday morning. It didnt work lol.

Quote from MiniMan

Never too young. ;D

/pedo

Why dont you take a seat over there?

"I sware, I wasn't going to do anything to her! I was just visiting! ARGH RAAAAGGGGEEEEE"

Oh ****, IM TRANSFORMING INTO THE MIGHTY HULK
MY PENIS IS GAININNG INCHES
OH YESHSHSHHHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSSH.


NOW, WHERE WERE WE?


HULK SMASH PEDO?

Now where is that comic I had of the guy turning into the hulk while ****ing some girl...

...


Did his penis tear her vagina apart and rip into her womb and bladder causing her death by shock and immediate pain overload?

No, she enjoyed it more.

****ing hell.

He must of had like a 0.1 inch dick to begin with.

I suppose it increased by ten to one inch.

Quote from Trypheon

Sylvester Stallone did.

He beat the living shit out of that guy so fast I missed it while taking a sip of coke.

I stayed up for maybe 4 1/2 days (around there) i couldn't do anything at all. My speech was messed up and i could barley move with out struggling and i was getting numb in places. Eventually i fell asleep after taking a sleeping pill ( i have insomnia but never had i had it that bad) and i crashed for 8 hours and then woke up and got a drink and went back to bed for 10 more hours. When i woke up it was the weirdest thing ever.

My section leader called at 3:50pm yesterday to tell me practice was cancelled.

I didn't have time to be angry. I fell asleep at 4pm and woke up 30 minutes ago at 11am.