Hi, im knew to this forum. Im all into things that have nothing to do with stickfigure animation, so i thought i should join this forum so i can make offtopic posts about what i like.
I also enjoy a good wanking. I think i am the greatest thing that has ever hit the internet. My idol is Chuck Norris, though i havent seen his show, and i barely know who he is, he is still my idol, and i hope you think im cool because i like chuck norris.
Im not sure why i posted here, but ill probally post once more in some random section that has nothing to do with the question im asking, and ill post it, someone will answer, and ill probally never see the answer, because ill never come back to this forum, because im so ****ing stupid, ill forget how to use the internet because im a noob.
My favorate show is south park, because i think that if it is, ill be consitered kool by everyone on the internet. Even though im about the age of the kids on the show, and that i have no idea what any of the jokes mean, i still watch it, because it makes me feel cool! Because i am cool!
I also love to use AIM messenger, because its the best messenger made. I love having just one screenname, like mine is coolboy323358795478043789324. My best friend on aim is hotblondegirl3894894908239023905489043. Even though i havent seen a picture of hotblondgirl309904905490549034, i still know shes a hot girl.
I am scared of virus, so i never download anything, because my brain is the size of a small walnut, and i cant use common sence. I was scared to download aim, but since im such a faggot, i mean since im so cool, i downloaded it because im cool. And then i made the best screenname ever, coolboy894898353895385945. Its because there was 894898353895385944 people with the screenname coolboy, so i went from 1 to 894898353895385945 untill i finally found a number someone didnt use!
I also love myspace, because i am cool. I take alot of pictures of myself in the bathroom, in a odd angle, while i look away, having a mysterious look on my face, like im thinking of something deep. Truth is, i was just thinking about if fingering my anus would feel good or not, i was right, it does. I take the picture with the flash on, and move the camera slightly so it adds a blur to it, so no one can see my pimples.
After i take the picture, i upload it on myspace, and put an emo, or deep like caption under it, like "And all i could think about was her, and if she loved me as much as i loved her." Then i wait for comments.
After 3 minutes of waiting, i post a bulletin, even though no one cares that i have a new picture of my ugly ass self, i post a bulletin that i have a new picture, and that they should comment on it! They do, and all the comments were about how cute i am, and.. that seems to be all commenting is about on myspace, because i never really see any meaningful comments on myspace, just ugly people having comments from some other ugly people telling the other ugly person about how good looking they are.
Then i make a bulletin named "oh my g0d! I aM lIkE So hOrNeY!" so people will click it to see why im horney, but it will turn out to be a chain letter, that if they dont send it to someone, they will not have sex forever! oh noes!
My favorate bands are Fall out boy. I love bands with no talent, and i LOVE it when the bands singer has a scratchy voice, that pierces my ears.
I love using IE, and i love using Limewire. They are the best programs on my computer.
My favorate drink is pepsi, because mtv told me that it is for people to drink if they are young, cool, and sexy!
I love reality tv shows, i wish my life was like that! Living in a big house with a bunch of other people, and be on camera, i mean how ****ing cool of a show is that?
But my favorate show is Laguna beach, because it is just so cool, and the girls on there are so hot man and i watch it because im cool, and i like penis, i mean i like boobs, yeah, thats it. And everything in that show is real, and its not scripted, even though it seems it is..
