Alright here's one-
For this one I will use 3 names. Sindy, Olive and John.

Sindy and Olive are sisters. Their mother passed away. During the funeral Sindy meets an averagely attractive man named John. She, however, falls deeply in love with John and they both decide to go on a date. After the first date there was a second, a third ..etc at this point Sindy was insanely in love with John, however because of a unknown circumstances John disappears, he was no where to be found. After 2 weeks of sadness and tons of tears Sindy murders Olive.
Why?

There's a cat chasing a mouse. There's a bird taking a dump and there's a guinea pig sleeping.

Which one does the dog eat, which one does he fuck and which one can't he get. And which one got away.

(Fuck ninja'd )

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Alright here's one-
For this one I will use 3 names. Sindy, Olive and John.

Sindy and Olive are sisters. Their mother passed away. During the funeral Sindy meets an averagely attractive man named John. She, however, falls deeply in love with John and they both decide to go on a date. After the first date there was a second, a third ..etc at this point Sindy was insanely in love with John, however because of a unknown circumstances John disappears, he was no where to be found. After 2 weeks of sadness and tons of tears Sindy murders Olive.
Why?

Sindy hopes John will come to the funeral. Its sad because i do believe the riddle is based on a true story. Back to my riddle! (:3)

what dog?

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what dog?

Good job.

There's actually 2 answers to this one so now there is a dog.

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There's a cat chasing a mouse. There's a bird taking a dump and there's a guinea pig sleeping.

Which one does the dog eat, which one does he fuck and which one can't he get. And which one got away.

(Fuck ninja'd )



Sindy hopes John will come to the funeral. Its sad because i do believe the riddle is based on a true story. Back to my riddle! (:3)

Correct and it's actually a question used on psycho tests in Bulgaria.

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Correct and it's actually a question used on psycho tests in Bulgaria.

lol no it's not

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lol no it's not

That's what a friend of mine told me. I don't see why he would lie.

To protect your life. If you knew the reason to why he lied it would be the end for your family.

I knew the answer of the riddle because there's a bunch of youtube videos out there with a story of a girl falling in love with a man and then killing her sister in hopes of the man coming to the funeral.

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That's what a friend of mine told me. I don't see why he would lie.

perhaps he was unintentionally spreading false information in the same way you had done. it's no big deal. it's just not true. the good people of Bulgaria are not clinically tested and diagnosed with psychopathy based on their abstract problem solving abilities as applied to riddles

sorry I realize I'm being a party pooper, it's the kind of shit that sounds true but a quick google search confirms it's not

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perhaps he was unintentionally spreading false information in the same way you had done. it's no big deal. it's just not true. the good people of Bulgaria are not clinically tested and diagnosed with psychopathy based on their abstract problem solving abilities as applied to riddles

sorry I realize I'm being a party pooper, it's the kind of shit that sounds true but a quick google search confirms it's not

Does your life consist of stopping the spread of ignorance? Is that why you exist?

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Correct and it's actually a question used on psycho tests in Bulgaria.

To test if you're a knife murderer?


The word is Psych, damnit

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Does your life consist of stopping the spread of ignorance? Is that why you exist?

apparently.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/psychopathtest.asp

A man died in a telephone box with the sides smashed in, his hands are covered in blood and the telephone receiver is hanging down. There are two packages outside of the telephone box, a long thin tube and a small box.
Why did he die?