I'll buy some hazmat from ebay or something, idk. My house isn't worth saving.

The best threads are ones that take a strange and unexpected turn into something different than intended. What a beautiful world :')

ps: Miracle has a winner's attitude that'll get him far in life. Just fuck the rats

I'd lure them all into the middle of the house with a giant block of cheese. Then BAM a cage falls on top of them. Now I build a bunch of hamster wheel devices that hookup to a generator. Make the rats run on the treadmill devices by rewarding them with cheese. I would then have my house be fully run by rat power, and be saving a good amount of cash.

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I'd lure them all into the middle of the house with a giant block of cheese. Then BAM a cage falls on top of them. Now I build a bunch of hamster wheel devices that hookup to a generator. Make the rats run on the treadmill devices by rewarding them with cheese. I would then have my house be fully run by rat power, and be saving a good amount of cash.

It's s good idea but animals that aren't hamsters don't run a lot. They run sometimes but they usually lay there sleeping. I'd do what you do except give it to a vet or animal shelter or some shit. Rats are cute... ish...

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What about mice's?

I think the correct term you are looking for is "mice" not "mices"

Also I would make them cook food!

Or I assert my dominance and make myself the king of the rats!

I'd lure them into a pot and cook them..

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I'd lure them into a pot and cook them..

I'd advise you to not do that. They would probably have diseases

ℓøℓ..A buster Sword would be great for rat-smashing though.

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I'd advise you to not do that. They would probably have diseases

I wouldn't be the one eating em..but my dogs.

Simple bomb the place with poisonous air or beat then with a broom. But I recommend shooting them with guns or luring them with fake dicks after all rats love biting and sucking stuff.

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ℓøℓ..A buster Sword would be great for rat-smashing though.



I wouldn't be the one eating em..but my dogs.

So... You're going to kill your dogs with the rats instead?

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So... You're going to kill your dogs with the rats instead?

I wouldn't have another way..

watch Rat Movie with them

rats, rats, we're the rats...
we pray at night we stalk at night
we're the rats

This thread reminded me of Charlie from Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Burn the neighborhood.