Blind or Deaf?

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Aug 5, 2008 11:14 PM #210516
I'd rather be deaf, even though I would lose intrest in music. I need to be able to see certain things.

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And does this poll mean you're completely, irreversibly blind/deaf?
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Aug 5, 2008 11:18 PM #210522
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I lol'd utterly badly.


Same. James is a fucktard.
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Aug 6, 2008 2:51 AM #210824
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You don't know me so how you know I was stupid anyways, fool.


No. Neither do I want to actually know you now. I can see why people think of you as the local prick no one likes. What in your right mind made you think that, once you're blind, you can't automatically fuck someone? L2think properly, fag.

Also; there's something called "Find more posts by [insert member here]". 500 posts from that is enough to tell me you're hated as much as James Moer, if not more.
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Aug 6, 2008 3:02 AM #210837
Nah deaf obviously.

I mean music and talking is awesome and all, it sucks not being able to hear that. But seeing means ALOT. You see the world, you see your family, if you ever love someone, you can actually see them not hear them. People can steal money from you, can mislead you etc. They can bassicly do everything to you.

but when you can see, you can at least see what there doing, although it would be harder since your deaf.

but seeing is everything. Although a world full of silence don't get me wrong, is still very very lonely lol and suckish.

but deaf. although I hate chosing because I just hate it lol.


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If your blind you cant ****, blind people, if you read this, kill yerselves


Wow awfull attempt at being funny. Its not funny because

- Being blind isn't a joke
- it makes no sense? if your blind that doesn't mean you can't locate the V hole and insert it =|
- because you said it.

And yea a lot of people make jokes but still i'm just saying wtf lol

and what if james and lixu are buttmates? Or brothers? O_o ITS POSSIBLE? Oh lawl im funny
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Aug 6, 2008 4:09 AM #210936
blind, i couldnt live without guitar and other music
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Aug 6, 2008 4:26 AM #210956
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But you can't exactly see where you put it in.
And its easier to do it if you pleasure the woman first.

Unless you're having sex with a fucking sponge or you enjoy stabbing someone multiple times before you fuck them, it's not that hard to find an orifice. And no matter where you put it, it's still a win.

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I can enjoy fapping without sound of a porn vid.

I wasn't talking about porn. And notice how I bolded the word "touching".
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Aug 6, 2008 4:30 AM #210960
1, i NEED PORN.
2, No more listening to peoples yep yaps.
3, I don't want to hold a stick and read with my fingers.
4, I need to look at my wife.
5, deaf people are usually smart, my causent is deaf, and he is pure geniousity, and makes me laugh and shitbrics when he says [of course sign language] a joke.
6, no ore stepping on dog shit.
7, no one can scare you by trying to scream at you, [ I failed misrably to sacre my causent]
8, you ca concentrate way better.
9, your vision is usually 20/20.
10, you can see where you're putting your dick.

sure, no more music or talking but hey, ^.
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Aug 6, 2008 8:55 AM #211086
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No. Neither do I want to actually know you now. I can see why people think of you as the local prick no one likes. What in your right mind made you think that, once you're blind, you can't automatically fuck someone? L2think properly, fag.

Also; there's something called "Find more posts by [insert member here]". 500 posts from that is enough to tell me you're hated as much as James Moer, if not more.


I can call 10 names in 1 minute from people not hating me.

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- because you said it.


**** you asshole, leave me alone.

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Unless you're having sex with a fucking sponge or you enjoy stabbing someone multiple times before you fuck them, it's not that hard to find an orifice. And no matter where you put it, it's still a win.


Good point, but its harder. And you can only fap good if you see anything that is awesome.
Also, you dont know WHO you do it with, so that sucks too.
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Aug 6, 2008 12:37 PM #211185
if you were too be blind, wouldnt you stay at home all day, as too be deaf, you can stay at home and enjoy games, and what nought.
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Aug 6, 2008 4:32 PM #211323
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I can call 10 names in 1 minute from people not hating me.


"Guest x10" ?
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Aug 6, 2008 4:46 PM #211334
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Good point, but its harder. And you can only fap good if you see anything that is awesome.
Also, you dont know WHO you do it with, so that sucks too.

That shouldn't be a problem unless you're some kind of a prostitute or you and your girlfriend decided to have sex at the zoo. And who needs porn when you have IMAGINAAAATIOOON. Hell, you can give Emma Watson D Cups for all you care.
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Aug 6, 2008 6:37 PM #211405
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Aug 6, 2008 6:49 PM #211409
hell yeah im 3rd, <3 u 2.
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Aug 6, 2008 10:15 PM #211582
If you're deaf then you can try to learn to read lips which makes being deaf better.
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Aug 6, 2008 10:38 PM #211618
people will **** around with you.
girl you like but doesnt like you: man, colourful today isnt it.
you: YES, I LOVE YOU TOO! LETS GET MARRIED!
girl you like but doesnt like you:what!? i said colourful!
you: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH.

see where this is going?
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