Manny's Physical (Click to Show)
Manny looked around the facility, annoyed. "Seriously, I'm a goddamn mannequin. Why the hell do I need to take a physical?" He was bare-ass naked, not even allowed to have his pickaxe as two researchers examined his body. The male researcher moved away to write something on his notepad, before answering.
"Just because you're a mannequin, Mr. Ken, doesn't mean that you're able to simply avoid this examination. The purpose of these physicals is to get a proper evaluation of the physical conditions of each gladiator registered within the RHG Foundation's databanks. For that reason, we obviously need to see just how capable you are. Even gladiators such as the Suicide Sisters, who are undead, require such examinations."
Manny rolls his eyes. "Whatever. Can I get my clothes back soon? I may not have a dick or ass crack for you jackwipes to go probing, but that don't mean I like being in the buff for extended periods." More writing. "If you try turning this physical into a psych evaluation, I can promise you, you're going to need a physical, of the therapy variety."
"Understood. I believe we have all we need for now. You'll be required to wear some clothing provided by our facility for now, though you'll be allowed your pickaxe again. You'll find them by the exit, and the door to the first exam will open once you're dressed. The tests will go without a break, and you must pass at least two of the three to be cleared for this examination."
Manny grumbles as he heads off. "Once I'm done, I'm gonna need to relieve some stress..."
~~~~~
The first test appeared to be a stamina one. The room appeared to be a giant treadmill, with a timer at the top set for two hours. Manny groaned. "Oh my god, you fucking assholes. How long is this shit going to take, all goddamn day?" He gets no response. Rather than fight it, he instead simply moved to the center of the testing area, and waited. The ground beneath him began to move, so he moved along with it, adjusting his pace to match the rising speed. Once it reached twenty miles per hour, the timer in the ceiling began ticking down. Manny rolled his eyes. If this was how his day was going to go, then he'd need to relieve more stress than he'd originally assumed. The time ticked by slowly, slowly, ever so slowly. He was convinced that the researchers were actually making it pass by slower to keep him there longer, just so they could get more data. Eventually, the timer reached zero, and a green check appeared in place of the numbers. A voice comes over the intercom:
"Please proceed to the next examination room." A door slides open, and Manny heads through it. The next exam seemed to be one of agility and acrobatics. It was a sort of obstacle course, though a good deal of the obstacles looked... rather lethal. And yet, somehow, they still seemed much too tame. There wasn't much chance Manny was going to feel much better going through this exam. "You have two hours to complete the exam. If the time expires, then you fail."
"Piss off," Manny told them, holding up a middle finger as he watched the numbers begin to tick down. He rolled his eyes and got to it. The course seemed to rely quite a deal on him using his pickaxe to propel himself, and his ability to contort his body as he liked. He didn't much care for the fact they had flamethrowers thrown in there as well, as it just seemed a dick move to slow him down. Still, he finished the course in a little over an hour, hitting the big red button at the end. Another green check appears in the timer.
"Proceed to the last examination room to complete your physical." Once more, a door opens, and Manny goes through it. Inside was a dome-shaped room, completely white, with a single camera staring down at him from above. The puppet man looked around, confused.
"So, uh, it's not exactly super obvious what this last exam is. Think you guys can get to explaining?" As soon as he asks, holes appear all throughout the dome in uniform fashion. He looks around, even more confused now. "Um, that's not really much of an explanation."
"This is a resilience test. To pass, simply stay alive. Or, whatever you consider yourself."
And with that, the unseen guns opened fire. Bullets tore through Manny's body from all angles, nowhere safe, his body ripped apart from the raw salvo. After an hour, the bullets stopped, Manny's body in tatters on the floor. Silence filled the once deafening room, until slowly but surely, a finger managed to make its way into Manny's pouch which had somehow managed to remain mostly intact. Beginning with the rest of his hand, Manny slowly began rebuilding himself, putting himself back together until he was once more whole. Above a hidden door, a green checkmark appears, the door opening.
"You've passed. You may now leave, Mr. Ken. Your clothes are by the exit."
Manny looked to the camera, his expression unreadable. Slowly, he left the room; however, he didn't immediately head for the exit. Instead, he went to go have a nice long conversation with the Head Researcher for the facility....
...when Manny left the room, he made sure that the medical team had been alerted. When they arrived on the scene, the Head Researcher was, to put it kindly, little more than a bloody pile of meat. Still breathing, the bones had been broken in all of his limbs, slowly and meticulously. Bruises lined his body, as though he'd been struck repeatedly with a somewhat soft object, though the damage built up. His face was a mess, almost all of his teeth knocked out, his eyes swollen shut, a large patch of hair forcefully torn free with part of his scalp and shoved down his throat, and his right ear torn off.
Manny could be seen walking away from the facility with a big grin on his face. "Man, it's always good to relieve stress in a productive way."
"Just because you're a mannequin, Mr. Ken, doesn't mean that you're able to simply avoid this examination. The purpose of these physicals is to get a proper evaluation of the physical conditions of each gladiator registered within the RHG Foundation's databanks. For that reason, we obviously need to see just how capable you are. Even gladiators such as the Suicide Sisters, who are undead, require such examinations."
Manny rolls his eyes. "Whatever. Can I get my clothes back soon? I may not have a dick or ass crack for you jackwipes to go probing, but that don't mean I like being in the buff for extended periods." More writing. "If you try turning this physical into a psych evaluation, I can promise you, you're going to need a physical, of the therapy variety."
"Understood. I believe we have all we need for now. You'll be required to wear some clothing provided by our facility for now, though you'll be allowed your pickaxe again. You'll find them by the exit, and the door to the first exam will open once you're dressed. The tests will go without a break, and you must pass at least two of the three to be cleared for this examination."
Manny grumbles as he heads off. "Once I'm done, I'm gonna need to relieve some stress..."
~~~~~
The first test appeared to be a stamina one. The room appeared to be a giant treadmill, with a timer at the top set for two hours. Manny groaned. "Oh my god, you fucking assholes. How long is this shit going to take, all goddamn day?" He gets no response. Rather than fight it, he instead simply moved to the center of the testing area, and waited. The ground beneath him began to move, so he moved along with it, adjusting his pace to match the rising speed. Once it reached twenty miles per hour, the timer in the ceiling began ticking down. Manny rolled his eyes. If this was how his day was going to go, then he'd need to relieve more stress than he'd originally assumed. The time ticked by slowly, slowly, ever so slowly. He was convinced that the researchers were actually making it pass by slower to keep him there longer, just so they could get more data. Eventually, the timer reached zero, and a green check appeared in place of the numbers. A voice comes over the intercom:
"Please proceed to the next examination room." A door slides open, and Manny heads through it. The next exam seemed to be one of agility and acrobatics. It was a sort of obstacle course, though a good deal of the obstacles looked... rather lethal. And yet, somehow, they still seemed much too tame. There wasn't much chance Manny was going to feel much better going through this exam. "You have two hours to complete the exam. If the time expires, then you fail."
"Piss off," Manny told them, holding up a middle finger as he watched the numbers begin to tick down. He rolled his eyes and got to it. The course seemed to rely quite a deal on him using his pickaxe to propel himself, and his ability to contort his body as he liked. He didn't much care for the fact they had flamethrowers thrown in there as well, as it just seemed a dick move to slow him down. Still, he finished the course in a little over an hour, hitting the big red button at the end. Another green check appears in the timer.
"Proceed to the last examination room to complete your physical." Once more, a door opens, and Manny goes through it. Inside was a dome-shaped room, completely white, with a single camera staring down at him from above. The puppet man looked around, confused.
"So, uh, it's not exactly super obvious what this last exam is. Think you guys can get to explaining?" As soon as he asks, holes appear all throughout the dome in uniform fashion. He looks around, even more confused now. "Um, that's not really much of an explanation."
"This is a resilience test. To pass, simply stay alive. Or, whatever you consider yourself."
And with that, the unseen guns opened fire. Bullets tore through Manny's body from all angles, nowhere safe, his body ripped apart from the raw salvo. After an hour, the bullets stopped, Manny's body in tatters on the floor. Silence filled the once deafening room, until slowly but surely, a finger managed to make its way into Manny's pouch which had somehow managed to remain mostly intact. Beginning with the rest of his hand, Manny slowly began rebuilding himself, putting himself back together until he was once more whole. Above a hidden door, a green checkmark appears, the door opening.
"You've passed. You may now leave, Mr. Ken. Your clothes are by the exit."
Manny looked to the camera, his expression unreadable. Slowly, he left the room; however, he didn't immediately head for the exit. Instead, he went to go have a nice long conversation with the Head Researcher for the facility....
...when Manny left the room, he made sure that the medical team had been alerted. When they arrived on the scene, the Head Researcher was, to put it kindly, little more than a bloody pile of meat. Still breathing, the bones had been broken in all of his limbs, slowly and meticulously. Bruises lined his body, as though he'd been struck repeatedly with a somewhat soft object, though the damage built up. His face was a mess, almost all of his teeth knocked out, his eyes swollen shut, a large patch of hair forcefully torn free with part of his scalp and shoved down his throat, and his right ear torn off.
Manny could be seen walking away from the facility with a big grin on his face. "Man, it's always good to relieve stress in a productive way."
Mizu's Physical (Click to Show)
Mizu didn't exactly play well when the researchers attempted to examine her body. In her own words, "If they tried to touch her, they'd find their hands no longer connected to their wrists." The threat did not go unheeded, as she demonstrated rather clearly how serious she was by removing an intern's hand and slicing it in midair, separating each of the bones with nary an unneeded movement. Directing her towards the examination area, the doctors gave Mizu a considerably wide berth, fearful of meeting her ire.
For the first examination of her physical, Mizu was asked to face off against three synthetic humanoids given data from different gladiators, in order to assist her combat prowess, despite not being a gladiator herself. The synths calmly moved for her, surrounding her and taking positions so as to take advantage of her blindspots. Mizu gave no display of concern, nor fear, simply awaiting their first action.
Seeking to gain insight into her style of combat, the synth behind her, the one least visible from her position, moved to strike her with a dagger, his aim her lower back. As soon as he took the second step, Mizu's spear found itself piercing through his cranium's vertical plate. The spear pulls back, piercing his head once more, this time through the maxilla bone, piercing clear through the back of his head. Mizu calmly turns, pulling her spear free. "Physical structure and integrity roughly thirty-seven percent harder than the average adult human male's, though reaction time seems to be about on par. No increased sensory capability, but heightened strategy and likely combat prowess." She turns to the other two. "Will execute the remaining enemies within a minute and twelve seconds."
Without saying another word, she lunges for the second synth's eye. It moves, anticipating the attack, though it appears to fail to realize how dangerous this action was, as it drastically changed the synth's position, placing it before its comrade. Twisting her body in an invisible motion, Mizu plunges her spear through both their abdomens, pinning the two against the wall. Taking no time, she moves to the first, taking his head in hand, where she severs its connection to its neck, tossing it aside. She looks to the next one, which attempts to free itself futilely before it meets the same fate.
Removing her spear, she moved on to the next examination, the intercom silent. A green checkmark appeared, nonetheless. The next exam was a strength test, a simple exam where she simply had to strike a machine to test the strength held within her small frame. Mizu seemed to glare at it. It seemed that a gladiator was expected to have strikes near that of a boxer, needing a psi measurement of at least fifteen hundred. Mizu calmly positioned herself, and struck the machine, her punch registering at eighteen hundred. A green check mark appeared, clearing her for this portion of the exam. Before she left, however, she pierced the machine with her spear, not checking to see how it measured before it stopped functioning. The researchers, however, had a clear view: fifty-four hundred, over two and a half tons of force.
The last exam was one of balance. Mizu was simply required to cross over a large chasm by jumping across bamboo shoots. If she fell, she'd be caught by a net and fail the test, though she'd already essentially passed the physical. The last exam took her next to time at all to complete. She received her last checkmark, and like that, she was allowed to leave. Without wasting any more of her time, Mizu made her way back to the Night Creatures HQ.
For the first examination of her physical, Mizu was asked to face off against three synthetic humanoids given data from different gladiators, in order to assist her combat prowess, despite not being a gladiator herself. The synths calmly moved for her, surrounding her and taking positions so as to take advantage of her blindspots. Mizu gave no display of concern, nor fear, simply awaiting their first action.
Seeking to gain insight into her style of combat, the synth behind her, the one least visible from her position, moved to strike her with a dagger, his aim her lower back. As soon as he took the second step, Mizu's spear found itself piercing through his cranium's vertical plate. The spear pulls back, piercing his head once more, this time through the maxilla bone, piercing clear through the back of his head. Mizu calmly turns, pulling her spear free. "Physical structure and integrity roughly thirty-seven percent harder than the average adult human male's, though reaction time seems to be about on par. No increased sensory capability, but heightened strategy and likely combat prowess." She turns to the other two. "Will execute the remaining enemies within a minute and twelve seconds."
Without saying another word, she lunges for the second synth's eye. It moves, anticipating the attack, though it appears to fail to realize how dangerous this action was, as it drastically changed the synth's position, placing it before its comrade. Twisting her body in an invisible motion, Mizu plunges her spear through both their abdomens, pinning the two against the wall. Taking no time, she moves to the first, taking his head in hand, where she severs its connection to its neck, tossing it aside. She looks to the next one, which attempts to free itself futilely before it meets the same fate.
Removing her spear, she moved on to the next examination, the intercom silent. A green checkmark appeared, nonetheless. The next exam was a strength test, a simple exam where she simply had to strike a machine to test the strength held within her small frame. Mizu seemed to glare at it. It seemed that a gladiator was expected to have strikes near that of a boxer, needing a psi measurement of at least fifteen hundred. Mizu calmly positioned herself, and struck the machine, her punch registering at eighteen hundred. A green check mark appeared, clearing her for this portion of the exam. Before she left, however, she pierced the machine with her spear, not checking to see how it measured before it stopped functioning. The researchers, however, had a clear view: fifty-four hundred, over two and a half tons of force.
The last exam was one of balance. Mizu was simply required to cross over a large chasm by jumping across bamboo shoots. If she fell, she'd be caught by a net and fail the test, though she'd already essentially passed the physical. The last exam took her next to time at all to complete. She received her last checkmark, and like that, she was allowed to leave. Without wasting any more of her time, Mizu made her way back to the Night Creatures HQ.
Mallory's Physical (Click to Show)
Mallory really didn't enjoy the stipping down portion of the exam. She'd been raised to be celibate, and being seen naked... it just felt gross and wrong. As though her chastity were being put into question. It was fortunate that female nurses were there in order to ensure that her purity was protected to some extent; however, there was still the unease in her stomach from the camera in the room's corner. "Not many people will see this, right?" she asked. One of the women nodded in confirmation.
"No dear, few people will see any of this. It's purely a safety precaution, you understand. We should be just about done now. We'll provide you with some clothing to complete your exams, then you'll be able to pick up your own clothes before you leave." They set the clothing in a pile to her side and leave so that she can get dressed, before a separate door opens, prompting her to the examination area. Her first exam seemed to be a simple cardio exam. There was a treadmill set in place, as well as a bottle of water in case she started to get dehydrated.
"Good day, Miss... Devin, correct? For your first exam, you'll be required to maintain a speed of ten miles per hour for an hour. Failure to do so will result in you failing the exam." Mallory puffed up her chest, heading over to the treadmill. She was sure she could handle this exam. After all, the shoes they gave had no laces, so it was highly unlikely she'd end up tripping on anything. Getting on, she started up the machine and began to jog. It wasn't long before she reached the necessary speed, and a timer dropped down to show her how long she had left. Keeping up a decent pace, she managed to just pass the exam, scraping by near the end of the exam. Once she passed with the green checkmark, she grabbed the bottle of water, downing it in an instant, then coughing from drinking too fast. "You, uh, you can proceed to the next exam."
It took a bit, but Mallory headed for the next exam, a reaction test. A pitching machine sat on one side of the room, behind a black line on the floor. A baseball mitt lay on a small white table, with instructions on the wall for her to put it on. Mallory does such, wondering if she'll be able to pass this exam. She'd never had particularly good reflexes...
"This test is simple. We will fire thirty balls at random in your direction. To pass, you must catch at least half of them. Begin." Tennis balls begin firing out, and Mallory scrambles to catch them. By the end of the exam, she had caught a whopping total of six. A red x appears over the door. "Sorry, but you've failed this exam. You'll need to pass the next one, or else you'll be removed from the Night Creatures HQ."
"But I'm not even a gladiator," Mallory complains to herself. Still, she heads through the door to the next exam, hoping it's something simple.
"Your final exam will be a simple obstacle course. Climb up the rock wall, crawl through the tunnel, and swing across the ropes to the exit. You have one hour." Mallory looked over the obstacle course and gulped. She was still feeling exhausted from the previous two exams. Still, she had to pass this. She had other options in this matter; she couldn't lose this job. Mustering her courage, she began to climb. It was slow going, as she hadn't considerably upper body strength, but she managed it in twenty minutes. Once at the top, she took a quick breather, resting her arms for the challenges ahead.
The tunnel wasn't particularly long, but it was certainly cramped, making it difficult for her to wiggle her way through. With the time from her break compounded on, she had a little less than half an hour left to finish her trial, and she still had to swing across five different ropes. She prayed that her arms would be able to hold out. Taking a deep breath, Mallory leapt forward...
After the exam, she sighed in relief. It had never occurred to her that she might have a fear of heights. Certainly something to think about in the future. Her tails swished happily as she got dressed in her own clothes again, and she skipped all the way back home.
"No dear, few people will see any of this. It's purely a safety precaution, you understand. We should be just about done now. We'll provide you with some clothing to complete your exams, then you'll be able to pick up your own clothes before you leave." They set the clothing in a pile to her side and leave so that she can get dressed, before a separate door opens, prompting her to the examination area. Her first exam seemed to be a simple cardio exam. There was a treadmill set in place, as well as a bottle of water in case she started to get dehydrated.
"Good day, Miss... Devin, correct? For your first exam, you'll be required to maintain a speed of ten miles per hour for an hour. Failure to do so will result in you failing the exam." Mallory puffed up her chest, heading over to the treadmill. She was sure she could handle this exam. After all, the shoes they gave had no laces, so it was highly unlikely she'd end up tripping on anything. Getting on, she started up the machine and began to jog. It wasn't long before she reached the necessary speed, and a timer dropped down to show her how long she had left. Keeping up a decent pace, she managed to just pass the exam, scraping by near the end of the exam. Once she passed with the green checkmark, she grabbed the bottle of water, downing it in an instant, then coughing from drinking too fast. "You, uh, you can proceed to the next exam."
It took a bit, but Mallory headed for the next exam, a reaction test. A pitching machine sat on one side of the room, behind a black line on the floor. A baseball mitt lay on a small white table, with instructions on the wall for her to put it on. Mallory does such, wondering if she'll be able to pass this exam. She'd never had particularly good reflexes...
"This test is simple. We will fire thirty balls at random in your direction. To pass, you must catch at least half of them. Begin." Tennis balls begin firing out, and Mallory scrambles to catch them. By the end of the exam, she had caught a whopping total of six. A red x appears over the door. "Sorry, but you've failed this exam. You'll need to pass the next one, or else you'll be removed from the Night Creatures HQ."
"But I'm not even a gladiator," Mallory complains to herself. Still, she heads through the door to the next exam, hoping it's something simple.
"Your final exam will be a simple obstacle course. Climb up the rock wall, crawl through the tunnel, and swing across the ropes to the exit. You have one hour." Mallory looked over the obstacle course and gulped. She was still feeling exhausted from the previous two exams. Still, she had to pass this. She had other options in this matter; she couldn't lose this job. Mustering her courage, she began to climb. It was slow going, as she hadn't considerably upper body strength, but she managed it in twenty minutes. Once at the top, she took a quick breather, resting her arms for the challenges ahead.
The tunnel wasn't particularly long, but it was certainly cramped, making it difficult for her to wiggle her way through. With the time from her break compounded on, she had a little less than half an hour left to finish her trial, and she still had to swing across five different ropes. She prayed that her arms would be able to hold out. Taking a deep breath, Mallory leapt forward...
After the exam, she sighed in relief. It had never occurred to her that she might have a fear of heights. Certainly something to think about in the future. Her tails swished happily as she got dressed in her own clothes again, and she skipped all the way back home.