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i swear to god, every ****ing scene is ****ing there

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2002/the_master_of_disguise.html

IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
Phrases: "F*ck it," "Oh f*ck me" (nonsexual), "A f*cking idiot," "She looks like a good f*cker," "Give me a f*cking break," "The f*cking anti-poon," "F*ck no," "Really f*cked up," "F*ck off," "Just f*cking listen," "She wants to...f*ck me," "That is f*cking pimp," "He f*cking p*ssied out," "Why the f*ck?" "Read a f*cking book," "Dumb f*cking name," "You f*ck," "Shut the f*ck up," "Don't f*ck it up," "What the f*ck /are you doing/was that/happened/do you want?" "It's f*cking humiliating," "Then I'll f*cking kill you," "F*ck my life," "We're so f*cked," "This guy's f*cking creepy," "F*cked up," "Get the f*ck out," "F*ck you," "F*ck this," "M*therf*cker," "F*cking asshole," "F*cking bitch," "F*cked up," "F*cking bullsh*t," "You're a f*cking p*ssy," "You f*cking pr*ck," "Who gives a f*ck?" "Where the f*ck are we?" "F*ck that," "Back the f*ck up," "I f*cked it up," "Wake the f*ck up," "Prepare to be f*cked by the long d*ck of the law," "F*cking pigs," "F*cking crazy," "I acted like a f*cking idiot," "Dip-sh*t," "Bullsh*t," "Fun sh*t," "Sh*tty," "Good sh*t," "Sh*t-faced," "Sh*t-load," "Sack of sh*t," "He's got sh*t for brains," "Holy sh*t," "(You're a) Piece of sh*t," "Eat sh*t," "Taking a sh*t," "Boner" (erection), "Don't be such a vagina," "Ball-sack," "Stop being a p*ssy," "She looks like she can take a d*ck," "Half as smart as twice as likely to 'fellate' me," "D*ck devil," "The funny thing about my back is it's located on my c*ck" (said after the standard "scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" quote), "P*ssy-out," "No one's gotten a hand job in cargo pants since 'Nam," "D*ck-mouth," "You're such a d*ck," "A mangina," "Whore," "It's not the going with the ladies, it's the coming," "Can't shoot worth d*ck," "You used my leg as a tampon," "P*ssies on the pavement," "We're so gonna get laid," "Sugar t*ts," "I'm really sorry that I blocked your c*ck," "That's gonna get you so much ass," "I was being a (big) d*ck to you," "Your mom's got huge t*ts," "Male camel toe," "Are you out of your mind?" "Faggot," "Queer," "Super gay," "Fagell" (rather than Fogell), "You really bitch out," "That sucks," "It's B-S," "Bitch," "Nut" and "Ball(s)" (testicles), "Bastard," "She flips out," "That's really messed up," "We can be that mistake," "Retard," "Thumb up my ass," "We're screwed," "Listen up ass-face," "Geez," "I am McLovin," "You look like Aladdin," "Grow a pair of nuts," "Jerk off," "(Bona fide) Bad ass," "Piss," "You son of a bitch," "Hell yeah," "Shut up," "You sick sons of bitches," "That's how I roll," "Kick-ass," "Such a little bitch about it" and "Chicks."
We see a flashback to Seth, Evan and Fogell drinking beer, including puncturing holes in beer cans and drinking from those.


**** me.

TENSE FAMILY SCENES
# Barney states that he never had a dad.

Wow. This movie is horrible for kids. We must introduce a ban!

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TENSE FAMILY SCENES
# Barney states that he never had a dad.

Wow. This movie is horrible for kids. We must introduce a ban!

The only way it could be worse is if he had two dads! Barney is filth!

WOW.

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2005/poohs_heffalump_movie.html

scary music is bad?
man, i don't think winnie the pooh is good for children. [/sarcasm]

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2008/mamma_mia.html
HAHAHA!

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2008/the_dark_knight.html
WOW! EXTREME!

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2008/wall_e.html
HAHAHA!

i mean, wow.
this is obviously from the creators of encyclopedia dramatica.

Good god, can you get any more redundant:

# Jacinto drinks.
# Conchita pours some wine that Jacinto drinks.
# We see a bottle of wine next to Jacinto.

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2001/the_devil's_backbone.html#ad

My mom still goes to this site....

haha.
she does realize its a joke, right?
it clearly is.

The fact that all of the humans are overweight from a sedentary lifestyle might not sit will with some viewers who may be offended by the comedy material related to that.

oh no, fat people in WALL-E. lets not watch it.

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WOW.

http://www.screenit.com/movies/2005/poohs_heffalump_movie.html

* The group sets out to find and capture a heffalump without thinking that it might have a personality and feelings, etc.

Uh oh, time to call PETA in on this one.

What the ****? And people actually pay for this shit? God damn people will pay for anything.

its not a joke, no one would go this far for a ****ing joke, its a bunch of overreactive parents, most likely the soccor mom type.

for wall-e

ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE
We see a couple holding glasses of champagne in a commercial for BnL.
BLOOD/GORE
None.
DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE
The fact that all of the humans are overweight from a sedentary lifestyle might not sit will with some viewers who may be offended by the comedy material related to that.
Auto takes over the ship, wrestling command from the Captain (but he's doing so as part of an earlier, top-secret directive).
FRIGHTENING SCENES
Scenes listed here and under "Violence" may be unsettling or suspenseful to younger viewers but probably few if any others.
Those who don't like cockroaches might not like the presence of one in the film, but it ends up being a cute friend to WALL·E (although it does crawl into a Twinkie).
With a massive dust storm quickly approaching, WALL·E races to get back to his home (and is safe there).
WALL·E accidentally runs over his cockroach friend, and reacts in horror, but the cockroach is okay.
WALL·E suddenly realizes he's directly below the landing thrusters of a huge spaceship that's descending above him. Trapped by the "flames," he hurriedly buries himself to avoid being incinerated. When it takes off moments later, he must avoid similar rocket output.
While hiding behind a rocky outcrop, WALL·E accidentally makes some noise. EVE instinctively reacts by firing the laser in her "arm," blasting the rocks around WALL·E (he's unharmed, but scared). Moments later, EVE fires a laser blast at the cockroach, but it's unharmed, and then repeatedly fires at WALL·E, but he's okay (EVE then scans WALL·E and realizes he's harmless and doesn't try to shoot him anymore).
WALL·E sees a massive dust storm approaching and tries to get EVE's attention regarding that. After he's swept aside, he guides her back to his home.
What initially appears to be an earthquake is the return of EVE's spaceship. When WALL·E realizes it's coming to take her away, he races to it and holds onto the outside as it lifts off and zips him into outer space (he's fine).
Guard robots chase after EVE and WALL·E, mistakenly thinking their rogue robots.
WALL·E ends up in an escape pod when it takes off, blasting him back against the back wall. As EVE flies out to try to rescue him, WALL·E accidentally activates the self-destruction feature (with an audible countdown). From a distance, EVE then sees a massive outer space explosion and thinks the worst, but then sees WALL·E fly by, propelled by discharging a fire extinguisher.
A robot tries to discard the plant by throwing it down a chute. However, WALL·E then comes up from that, with the plant on his head. The robot shocks WALL·E to get the plant out of his hands, causing WALL·E to fall and disappear into the chute. At the same time, EVE is deactivated.
We see EVE stuck in a hunk of garbage that's to be ejected from the ship. We then see that WALL·E is also in that, and EVE frees herself and then tries to rescue WALL·E before they're jettisoned out of the airlock (they barely avoid being sucked out into space).
WALL·E appears quite ill, and EVE notes that one of his circuit boards appears charred.
Some kids may worry when Auto takes over the ship, wrestling command from the Captain (but he's doing so as part of an earlier, top-secret directive).
Auto makes the Axiom tilt in one direction, thus causing the humans to slide over to one side. EVE then races to stop a huge piece of metal that's sliding toward them, barely catching it in time. But by holding that, she can't help the ailing WALL·E who uses his last bit of strength to prevent an apparatus from retreating into the floor. By doing so, he appears to be crushed by it and everyone fears he's dead. When the Axiom lands back on Earth, EVE races to repair WALL·E, but by replacing so many parts, it appears she's wiped his memory clean as he doesn't react to her at all (this might trouble younger kids, but everything turns out happily in the end).
GUNS/WEAPONS
Laser guns: Carried and/or used to fire at others and cause property damage. See "Violence" for details.
IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
Phrases: An incomplete "What the..?" "Walleee" (said in a drawn out way), "Darn it all," "Let's get the heck out of here," "Come and get it, blinky" and "You're relieved of duty."
As WALL·E holds an umbrella to keep EVE dry, lightning twice strikes the umbrella, thus jolting WALL·E (played for comedy, thus it's possible kids could try to have the same happen to them).
WALL·E propels himself around with the output of a fire extinguisher.
JUMP SCENES
None.
MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE)
A heavy amount of adventurous and heavily dramatic music plays in the film.
MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
None.
PROFANITY
None.
SEX/NUDITY
WALL·E finds a discarded bra in the garbage, and not knowing what it is, puts its cups over his eyes (played for innocent comedy).
SMOKING
None.
TENSE FAMILY SCENES
None.
TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT
What life would be like on Earth if there were no longer any people.
Increasing garbage levels on Earth.
Space travel and living in space.
The film's homage to past sci-fi movies.
The fact that all of the humans are overweight from a sedentary lifestyle.
VIOLENCE
WALL·E stumbles into something when his battery power runs low.
WALL·E accidentally runs over his cockroach friend, and reacts in horror, but the cockroach is okay.
While hiding behind a rocky outcrop, WALL·E accidentally makes some noise. EVE instinctively reacts by firing the laser in her "arm," blasting the rocks around WALL·E (he's unharmed, but scared). Moments later, EVE fires a laser blast at the cockroach, but it's unharmed, and then repeatedly fires at WALL·E, but he's okay (EVE then scans WALL·E and realizes he's harmless and doesn't try to shoot him anymore).
WALL·E flees from a bunch of grocery carts that accidentally roll after and bash into him against a sliding glass door (played for comedy).
WALL·E falls down a stairwell but is okay (ditto the comedy).
Some pipes fall down onto WALL·E, but he's okay (ditto the comedy).
When EVE ends up stuck on a magnetized lift attached to a long abandoned freighter, she blasts the ship to get free (with a huge, resultant explosion). That causes the row of ships to domino, knocking over one after the next, resulting in a big explosion at the end.
EVE accidentally spins WALL·E into a metal wall that dents from the impact. That results in one of his camera eyes hanging out from the socket, but he finds a replacement, installs that, and is okay.
As WALL·E holds an umbrella to keep EVE dry, lightning twice strikes the umbrella, thus jolting WALL·E.
WALL·E tries opening EVE's casing (while she's inactive), and he gets a shock from that.
After it docks on the Axiom, WALL·E falls off EVE's transport ship and lands hard.
When EVE is being cleaned/repaired, WALL·E mistakenly thinks she's being tortured. He uses his onboard laser to cut through the area holding him. He then grabs EVE's laser, but mistakenly fires it backwards, blasting a control panel.
EVE fires a laser blast into a display showing her and WALL·E as rogue robots.
WALL·E ends up in an escape pod when it takes off, blasting him back against the back wall. As EVE flies out to try to rescue him, WALL·E accidentally activates the self-destruction feature (with an audible countdown). From a distance, EVE then sees a massive outer space explosion and thinks the worst, but then sees WALL·E fly by, propelled by discharging a fire extinguisher.
John playfully splashes some pool water onto a robot, accidentally causing it to short-circuit.
A robot shocks WALL·E to get the plant out of his hands, causing WALL·E to fall and disappear into a chute.
EVE zaps one guard robot while various "reject" robots briefly attack other guard robots.
Auto and the Captain struggle for control of the ship, with Auto poking the Captain in the eye. During this, another robot is knocked out through a closed window (breaking it), and falls a long distance, landing hard.
The Captain and Auto again struggle for control of the ship.




VIOLENCE
WALL·E stumbles into something when his battery power runs low.

MY GOD, HE RAN INTO A WALL

Oh dear christ he found a bra!?

THIS IS THE KIND OF FILTH THAT IS DESTROYING OUR YOUTH!

omfg I wouldn't want my kid seeing wall-e, he's too much of a pimp daddy

As WALL·E holds an umbrella to keep EVE dry, lightning twice strikes the umbrella, thus jolting WALL·E (played for comedy, thus it's possible kids could try to have the same happen to them).

Wouldn't it make more sense to simply ban the sale of umbrellas to persons under the age of 18?

Think of the children.