Can you kill a pokemon? Ca

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Aug 29, 2015 8:39 PM #1400281
Well can you do it? Theres an unlimited amount of time for preparation, but please explain which pokemon and how, pidgey does not count, because anyone can kill a pidgey, which pokemon would kill you?
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Aug 29, 2015 8:49 PM #1400283
Pidgey will fuck you up m8. Have you not seen his move set. He'll make a hurricane and fuck you up. A air slash to cut you with wind. He'll use agility to avoid your ass.
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Aug 29, 2015 8:51 PM #1400284
Ok, but everyone will say i could kill a pigdeon, but you know, its a pokemon so you never know
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Aug 29, 2015 10:27 PM #1400309
I'd totally shoot a Dunsparce.
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Aug 29, 2015 11:20 PM #1400325
I wanna see somebody kill a Ghost pokemon. Make my day.
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Aug 30, 2015 12:24 AM #1400342
I'd punch a Machamp to death.
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Aug 30, 2015 1:16 AM #1400348
I would roundhouse kick trubbish until his little trashy insides are spilled out.. Who cares about the mess.
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Aug 30, 2015 1:19 AM #1400349
I'd stab a magikarp to death, then order mcdonalds to make a mcfille, i call that a mcmagikarp, or i would ask a sushi chef to turn it into sushi, i wonder what that would taste like
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Aug 30, 2015 1:38 AM #1400350
Pffft it's totally easy, just take something weak and feeble and refuse it basic human decency. Like taking a Gardevoir and inflict domestic abuse on it.

Look at those edgelords with rather vivid descriptions, it's like they really want to inflict it or something.
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Aug 30, 2015 4:10 AM #1400389
Well i can make any weapon i want (shotguns, Bombs, swords, flame throwers, sticky grenades, a huge cannon, a missle, etc) basically i can kill any pokemon legendary or not no matter what.

even mewtwo.
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Aug 30, 2015 4:12 AM #1400391
Quote from Boltz
Well i can make any weapon i want (shotguns, Bombs, swords, flame throwers, sticky grenades, a huge cannon, a missle, etc) basically i can kill any pokemon legendary or not no matter what.

even mewtwo.


I mean can u in real life kill a pokemon, like with what you have in real life
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Aug 30, 2015 4:38 AM #1400396
Only one pokemon would be worthy of the wrath my fists bring, and that's Arceus. That's right. I'd kill God with my bare hands.
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Aug 30, 2015 4:44 AM #1400397
Sometimes I want to fight and kill my evil self, so killing a Ditto seems perfect for me.
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Aug 30, 2015 7:22 PM #1400534
name me any pokemon that can't be killed by being dunked into a vat of Hydrochloric Acid.
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Aug 30, 2015 7:23 PM #1400536
Quote from Captain Cook
name me any pokemon that can't be killed by being dunked into a vat of Hydrochloric Acid.


Steelix? Every Ghost pokemon in existence?