Can you kill a pokemon? Ca
Started by: The vengeful bastard | Replies: 38 | Views: 6,787
Aug 29, 2015 8:39 PM #1400281
Well can you do it? Theres an unlimited amount of time for preparation, but please explain which pokemon and how, pidgey does not count, because anyone can kill a pidgey, which pokemon would kill you?
Aug 29, 2015 8:49 PM #1400283
Pidgey will fuck you up m8. Have you not seen his move set. He'll make a hurricane and fuck you up. A air slash to cut you with wind. He'll use agility to avoid your ass.
Aug 29, 2015 8:51 PM #1400284
Ok, but everyone will say i could kill a pigdeon, but you know, its a pokemon so you never know
Aug 29, 2015 10:27 PM #1400309
I'd totally shoot a Dunsparce.
Aug 29, 2015 11:20 PM #1400325
I wanna see somebody kill a Ghost pokemon. Make my day.
Aug 30, 2015 12:24 AM #1400342
I'd punch a Machamp to death.
Aug 30, 2015 1:16 AM #1400348
I would roundhouse kick trubbish until his little trashy insides are spilled out.. Who cares about the mess.
Aug 30, 2015 1:19 AM #1400349
I'd stab a magikarp to death, then order mcdonalds to make a mcfille, i call that a mcmagikarp, or i would ask a sushi chef to turn it into sushi, i wonder what that would taste like
Aug 30, 2015 1:38 AM #1400350
Pffft it's totally easy, just take something weak and feeble and refuse it basic human decency. Like taking a Gardevoir and inflict domestic abuse on it.
Look at those edgelords with rather vivid descriptions, it's like they really want to inflict it or something.
Look at those edgelords with rather vivid descriptions, it's like they really want to inflict it or something.
Aug 30, 2015 4:10 AM #1400389
Well i can make any weapon i want (shotguns, Bombs, swords, flame throwers, sticky grenades, a huge cannon, a missle, etc) basically i can kill any pokemon legendary or not no matter what.
even mewtwo.
even mewtwo.
Aug 30, 2015 4:12 AM #1400391
Quote from BoltzWell i can make any weapon i want (shotguns, Bombs, swords, flame throwers, sticky grenades, a huge cannon, a missle, etc) basically i can kill any pokemon legendary or not no matter what.
even mewtwo.
I mean can u in real life kill a pokemon, like with what you have in real life
Aug 30, 2015 4:38 AM #1400396
Only one pokemon would be worthy of the wrath my fists bring, and that's Arceus. That's right. I'd kill God with my bare hands.
Aug 30, 2015 4:44 AM #1400397
Sometimes I want to fight and kill my evil self, so killing a Ditto seems perfect for me.
Aug 30, 2015 7:22 PM #1400534
name me any pokemon that can't be killed by being dunked into a vat of Hydrochloric Acid.
Aug 30, 2015 7:23 PM #1400536
Quote from Captain Cookname me any pokemon that can't be killed by being dunked into a vat of Hydrochloric Acid.
Steelix? Every Ghost pokemon in existence?