I am talking the best magikarp, faster than dialga, the elder magikarps who use splash to jump over mountains, you cant kill this thing, or can you? With the things you have in real life, can you kill this Lv. 19 magikarp before it turns into gyarados?

By the way gyarados can use

Earthquake: this in real life, fuck no!
Waterfall:what, are you fucking poseidon?
Dragon dance: damage increase bruh
Strength: dragon strength? Oh shit!