A long time ago in a land called Nowhere
Just south of Somewhere, East of Anywhere, West of Elsewhere and North of a hellhole known as... New Jersey
A Prophecy foretold of a Legendary Man going on a Legendary Quest
This is that quest.
YOU are that man.
Go through the trials and conquer your destiny
As you complete the legendary
Booty Quest
Just south of Somewhere, East of Anywhere, West of Elsewhere and North of a hellhole known as... New Jersey
A Prophecy foretold of a Legendary Man going on a Legendary Quest
This is that quest.
YOU are that man.
Go through the trials and conquer your destiny
As you complete the legendary
Booty Quest
Now that the formalities are aside, welcome to Booty Quest, a CYOA with some RPG elements added along where you'll control a character who seeks but one thing... booty. Now, he seeks not just any booty, but he seeks the booty of the Princess of the Land of Nowhere. In order to get that royal ass, he'll have to work long and hard to raise several aspects of himself and make himself the most perfect Alpha Male in the kingdom, as well as get past her dad (AKA your boss and ruler).
The rules are pretty simple, so read over them:
1. To request an action, simply place an ">" in front of said action.
2. Dialogue requires quotation marks and an ">", so don't try to have a conversation with only one or the other. I will laugh at you, and I expect others to as well.
3. While this is all fun and games, let's keep the foul language to a minimum. There's already gonna be a lot of crude humor; let's not completely devolve into degenerates, shall we?
4. I won't be posting anything explicit. Anything that could be considered explicit will be heavily censored. Problems? I don't care. Hassle me? I'll care even less.
5. Posts have to relate to the story. I don't care if you don't post actions or things, but I will infract and delete off-topic things at my own discretion.
Now, that all said, we get to the part that's more fun: choosing your character. You've got two choices, each with their own unique traits that can and will affect gameplay.
Option 1:
Knight (Click to Show)
Option 2:
Wizard (Click to Show)
Majority rules, here.
Note:
I'll be drawing all of this out, so expect some pretty funky art that's hopefully entertaining enough (it will look sketchy; I want it to look sketchy; I care not if you are not satisfied by the sketchy). I will also try to update daily, but if I don't, then realize that I have work and school and other things that will constantly nag at my attention, and I'll apologize for those now before they have a chance to happen.