CYOA: Booty Quest

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Sep 14, 2015 2:08 PM #1403521

What? Someone trying to be smart? Quick, lynch him! >:c
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Sep 14, 2015 3:15 PM #1403527

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Jesus christ guys it's like all the blood in your bodies are in your dicks right now. There might as well be a huge neon-lighted sign on the dude's forehead saying "you will regret this".

>reconsider

But honey... We need some of that sweet honey.

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Sep 17, 2015 11:37 PM #1404120

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>reconsider

You take all of the time it takes you to get a boner to do this before you're overwhelmed with thoughts of...

Quote from Exime
>Head in

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>Head in

Quote from Veir
>Head in because I ain't no bitch.

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>Head in.

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>head in

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>head in

Your God frowns upon your decision.

You discover his wife is a Lamia. You remember hearing that Lamias can go into "heat" up to twelve times a year, and they mate for up to a week at a time.

This is going to be draining and painful.

Seven and a Half Days Later

You leave with your prize and a massive boost to your SEXUAL SKILL stat.
+20 SEXUAL SKILL

Sadly, you're so exhausted and broken down that you sleep for 3 days straight, and you lost an unhealthy amount of weight, lowering your CHARISMA stat.
-5 CHARISMA

When you wake up, you decide to head out on another of the quests. Which one should you work on next?

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Sep 18, 2015 12:20 AM #1404128

What happened to the honey we were promised

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Sep 18, 2015 12:21 AM #1404129

What did you think your prize was, sex?

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Sep 18, 2015 12:24 AM #1404130

Oh I somehow overlooked that
Proceed

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Sep 18, 2015 12:25 AM #1404131

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Oh I somehow overlooked that
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Too focused on the censor bars, were you?

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Sep 18, 2015 12:27 AM #1404132

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Too focused on the censor bars, were you?

Snakes don't get me off like they do you :rolleyes:

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Sep 18, 2015 12:33 AM #1404133

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Sep 18, 2015 5:25 AM #1404171

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Snakes don't get me off like they do you :rolleyes:

God damn
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Sep 18, 2015 10:32 AM #1404202

Oh, shit
lmao roasted

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Sep 18, 2015 9:49 PM #1404257

Now, which quest to do...

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Sep 19, 2015 12:20 AM #1404285

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Now, which quest to do...

Well, there are two of them if you all remember correctly. If by tomorrow there is no decision, I'll go with the second most picked from the previous voter tally.

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Sep 19, 2015 4:26 AM #1404312

>I NEED SOME ASS

Come on people, gotta feel sorry for that guy.

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Sep 21, 2015 6:21 PM #1404715

Guess I know how to update after class.