What? Someone trying to be smart? Quick, lynch him! >:c
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CYOA: Booty Quest
Started by: Azure | Replies: 183 | Views: 15,272
Sep 14, 2015 2:08 PM #1403521
Sep 14, 2015 3:15 PM #1403527
Quote from SmileJesus christ guys it's like all the blood in your bodies are in your dicks right now. There might as well be a huge neon-lighted sign on the dude's forehead saying "you will regret this".
>reconsider
But honey... We need some of that sweet honey.
Sep 17, 2015 11:37 PM #1404120
Quote from Smile>reconsider
You take all of the time it takes you to get a boner to do this before you're overwhelmed with thoughts of...
Quote from Exime>Head in
Quote from Lamitrov>Head in
Quote from Veir>Head in because I ain't no bitch.
Quote from ???>Head in.
Quote from Magi>head in
Quote from XaioShadow>head in
Your God frowns upon your decision.

You discover his wife is a Lamia. You remember hearing that Lamias can go into "heat" up to twelve times a year, and they mate for up to a week at a time.
This is going to be draining and painful.
Seven and a Half Days Later
You leave with your prize and a massive boost to your SEXUAL SKILL stat.
+20 SEXUAL SKILL
Sadly, you're so exhausted and broken down that you sleep for 3 days straight, and you lost an unhealthy amount of weight, lowering your CHARISMA stat.
-5 CHARISMA
When you wake up, you decide to head out on another of the quests. Which one should you work on next?
Sep 18, 2015 12:20 AM #1404128
What happened to the honey we were promised
Sep 18, 2015 12:21 AM #1404129
What did you think your prize was, sex?
Sep 18, 2015 12:24 AM #1404130
Oh I somehow overlooked that
Proceed
Proceed
Sep 18, 2015 12:25 AM #1404131
Quote from DroneOh I somehow overlooked that
Proceed
Too focused on the censor bars, were you?
Sep 18, 2015 12:27 AM #1404132
Quote from AzureToo focused on the censor bars, were you?
Snakes don't get me off like they do you :rolleyes:
Sep 18, 2015 12:33 AM #1404133
Sep 18, 2015 5:25 AM #1404171
Quote from DroneSnakes don't get me off like they do you :rolleyes:
God damn
DESTROYE
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Sep 18, 2015 10:32 AM #1404202
Oh, shit
lmao roasted
lmao roasted
Sep 18, 2015 9:49 PM #1404257
Now, which quest to do...
Sep 19, 2015 12:20 AM #1404285
Quote from ???Now, which quest to do...
Well, there are two of them if you all remember correctly. If by tomorrow there is no decision, I'll go with the second most picked from the previous voter tally.
Sep 19, 2015 4:26 AM #1404312
>I NEED SOME ASS
Come on people, gotta feel sorry for that guy.
Come on people, gotta feel sorry for that guy.
Sep 21, 2015 6:21 PM #1404715
Guess I know how to update after class.