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Aug 4, 2008 11:22 PM #209175
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Aug 4, 2008 11:30 PM #209182
Those saying money vs. superpowers: Harry almost beat his ass and considering Batman as a lot more fighting training, I'd say Batman has a damn good chance.

Also, Spiderman got bit by a spider and became holy shitface. Batman trained for years and years. He just uses his parent's money to give him a boost.
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Aug 4, 2008 11:32 PM #209185
But you know, Spiderman has Matrix like reflexes and super strength.
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Aug 5, 2008 12:18 AM #209233
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Spiderman from the comics is a wise cracking bad ass who's also a nerd.

Bruce wayne, BAWWWWW my parents are dead!


Is that why Spiderman keeps bitching about his uncle ben?
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Aug 5, 2008 12:26 AM #209242
Batman. Spiderman would get blown the **** out of by his tools, and if not, spider man would get his face caved in by batman's ninja fist.

Batman may have never fought a sand castle, but he would kick the giant sand castle's ass of he had the chance.

Batman is agile too. He has tools that emulate and even beat spider webs.
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Aug 5, 2008 6:09 AM #209610
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are we basing this off of the comics or the movies?

probably the movies. if that's the case, batman. webs are useless against people with retractable knives that can cut through steel, batman's much more rounded as far as what he fights with, and spiderman would get his ass kicked in hand-to-hand combat.


Yeah, but spider webs could catch a jet.
But nonetheless I think batman would own his ass.
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Aug 5, 2008 6:23 AM #209635
Before the fight goes on, Chuck Norris would pop up and kill them both, then he would wipe his ass with them
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Aug 5, 2008 6:38 AM #209666
batman, He has so many gadgets, like his freeze pellets that would work towards his advantage, sure you can tie batman up, but batman would just freeze the web and shatter it. Sure Spidermans flexible/agile, but the bat mobile has fucking heat seaking fuckrockets to blast him out of the sky. He may not be able to hit him with ninja skills because of spidy sense, but if Batman uses his batmech thing he uses to fight bane, spidyman is fucked.

That and Batman is willing to do what other superheros won't. [ex: Hes willing to torture for information]
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Aug 5, 2008 6:39 AM #209668
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batman, He has so many gadgets, like his freeze pellets that would work towards his advantage, sure you can tie batman up, but batman would just freeze the web and shatter it. Sure Spidermans flexible/agile, but the bat mobile has fucking heat seaking [color]****rockets to blast him out of the sky.[/color] He may not be able to hit him with ninja skills because of spidy sense, but if Batman uses his batmech thing he uses to fight bane, spidyman is fucked.

That and Batman is willing to do what other superheros won't. [ex: Hes willing to torture for information]


He can still hit him. The Green Goblin hit him. Doc Ock hit him.
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Aug 5, 2008 6:42 AM #209675
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batman, He has so many gadgets, like his freeze pellets that would work towards his advantage, sure you can tie batman up, but batman would just freeze the web and shatter it. Sure Spidermans flexible/agile, but the bat mobile has fucking heat seaking fuckrockets to blast him out of the sky. He may not be able to hit him with ninja skills because of spidy sense, but if Batman uses his batmech thing he uses to fight bane, spidyman is fucked.

That and Batman is willing to do what other superheros won't. [ex: Hes willing to torture for information]


only in the dark knight comic books, in the original batman he wouldn't do shit. Dark Knight comic book batman wins, original batman gets the shit kicked outta him
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Aug 5, 2008 10:20 AM #209812
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That and Batman is willing to do what other superheros won't. [ex: Hes willing to torture for information]


batman isn't super, really. and niether is the punisher, and the punisher tortures for information, the worse i've seen the batman do was rough the guy up a bit.\

but then again i don't read the comics
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Aug 5, 2008 10:22 AM #209813
I dont know who to choose.

Probably Spiderman. Despite the fact that all the Spiderman films are utter shit.
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Aug 5, 2008 10:38 AM #209817
Spidar man cud totaly dominait da joka cuz he cud ty him up with his web slingin powa.
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Aug 5, 2008 10:49 AM #209823
yeah, before batman would be able to throw show at him, spiderman would have already webbed that shit and threw it back at him.'

not to mention his spider senses would have him dodge all the shit.
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