Greek God Patron?
Started by: Mantha | Replies: 33 | Views: 3,129
Oct 21, 2015 11:37 AM #1409944
Well there was that kidnapping business
Oct 21, 2015 11:42 AM #1409947
If you want to pick a bone with a Greek god, I'd start with Zeus. He kidnapped and fucked whomever he wanted, even if he was married.
Hades kidnapped Persephone against her will, but statistically he's the good guy here.
Hades kidnapped Persephone against her will, but statistically he's the good guy here.
Oct 21, 2015 11:50 AM #1409949
Most of the time, people just automatically assume Hades is a bad guy because of him being ruler of dead and what not.
BECAUSE CLEARLY THE OTHER GODS AREN'T DICKHEADS, AMIRITE
Honestly, one of the gods that probably deserves the most anger is Ares. While I do admit Zeus is one of the major dickheads, being goosy with his ladies and what not, most gods of war have at least some self restraint, while Ares loves to kill everything and everyone with nothing really to stop him. The dude's blood-thirst can't be sated.
Hades just feels like that guy who's painted bad and everyone tells bad stories of him when he's a bit of a victim of circumstance. He drew the smallest straw, and got the kingdom of the dead, where none of the gods (except the fast dude who's name I always forget) would ever visit him. Being lonely ain't all fun and rainbows, especially not when dead people are all that's around you.
BECAUSE CLEARLY THE OTHER GODS AREN'T DICKHEADS, AMIRITE
Honestly, one of the gods that probably deserves the most anger is Ares. While I do admit Zeus is one of the major dickheads, being goosy with his ladies and what not, most gods of war have at least some self restraint, while Ares loves to kill everything and everyone with nothing really to stop him. The dude's blood-thirst can't be sated.
Hades just feels like that guy who's painted bad and everyone tells bad stories of him when he's a bit of a victim of circumstance. He drew the smallest straw, and got the kingdom of the dead, where none of the gods (except the fast dude who's name I always forget) would ever visit him. Being lonely ain't all fun and rainbows, especially not when dead people are all that's around you.
Oct 21, 2015 11:53 AM #1409951
Devi knows his shit. Someone had to fill the quota and Hades drew the smallest straw.
Oct 21, 2015 12:24 PM #1409955
Well Disney says he's an arsehole.
And they've taught me never to take apples from old ladies, to never trust people with the name Mufasa and furry fetishes are okay.
And they've taught me never to take apples from old ladies, to never trust people with the name Mufasa and furry fetishes are okay.
Oct 21, 2015 12:28 PM #1409957
Well, yay, got my second favorite one.
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Oct 21, 2015 4:48 PM #1409997
Poseidon. Nice. ^^
The description fits for the most part, I guess. And I've always liked the sea.
The description fits for the most part, I guess. And I've always liked the sea.
Oct 21, 2015 5:21 PM #1410008
Got Artemis. Unsure how to feel about that.
Oct 21, 2015 5:31 PM #1410009
Quote from AzureGot Artemis. Unsure how to feel about that.
Means you'll never get laid, not that this is news.
Oct 21, 2015 5:37 PM #1410013
Quote from SaltMeans you'll never get laid, not that this is news.
A bit too late for that, I'm afraid. Does this mean I need a redo?
Oct 21, 2015 7:41 PM #1410031
I got Zeus, and it was all like "wowee zowee you're a leader and people think you'll do the right thing always erreyday". Tis a shame, I never really look too deep into these tests but I was hoping this one would be kinda close for me.
Oct 21, 2015 8:41 PM #1410039
Oct 21, 2015 10:45 PM #1410073
Heh, pretty cool. I got Athena.
Oct 21, 2015 11:32 PM #1410084
Ares or gtfo
Artemis would've been swag as fuck except fuck being an innocent kid. Sex is jesus
Artemis would've been swag as fuck except fuck being an innocent kid. Sex is jesus
Oct 22, 2015 12:17 PM #1410152
Took it, got Artemis. Good thing I'm not into guys.