Next thing you're gonna tell me, you're gonna hit all the favorites like Kant, Hegel, and Kirkegaard.
Its like a first year psychology student who thinks just cos he's studying now he can actually read people.
Allegory of the Caves by Plato tho. That's some good shit. Also, Socrates was the original smartass and he totally didn't have to die if he didn't want to. "Just a fine? Bitch pls." -Socrates.
And Sigmund Freud was a coke head. Funny stuff. And fuck you I can read people like books because I know what psycho-
analysis is. I can fuck your mind.