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Zap! You are now immortal. What do?

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Nov 28, 2015 9:00 AM #1419025
I'd fuck shit up.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:05 AM #1419026
I'd smoke a bowl.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:24 AM #1419027
Take over the world, basically
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Nov 28, 2015 9:40 AM #1419029
Have many MANY illegitimate children.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:40 AM #1419030
Quote from Kodoku
Take over the world, basically


no copying
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Nov 28, 2015 9:41 AM #1419031
Take over the world.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:49 AM #1419032
Quote from _Ai_
no copying


you said it?

I love you.

Quote from Zero
Take over the world.


And you too.
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Nov 28, 2015 9:57 AM #1419033
continue masturbating
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Nov 28, 2015 9:59 AM #1419034
Quote from Maroon
continue masturbating


Why?

Moral wouldn't affect you, since you'd be basically unstoppable, and forget about religion, not even death can reach you BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

edit: I'd probably keep doing it too so nevermind
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Nov 28, 2015 10:06 AM #1419035
Quote from Kodoku
Why?

Moral wouldn't affect you, since you'd be basically unstoppable, and forget about religion, not even death can reach you BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

edit: I'd probably keep doing it too so nevermind

i'm really on the edge here, man...
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Nov 28, 2015 11:19 AM #1419044
Learn everything since my memory becomes supreme, then proceed to fulfill all my worldly desires.
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Nov 28, 2015 11:19 AM #1419045
Become a superhero.
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Nov 28, 2015 11:55 AM #1419050
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Nov 28, 2015 2:38 PM #1419064
I'd probably make some pasta or something.
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Nov 28, 2015 3:33 PM #1419070
Quote from Lamitrov
How many punches does it take to kill a bear? I will find the answer to this question myself.

lmao

Quote from Zero
Read every book the world has ever written.

But wouldn't tha-
Oh right, 4th condition.

I'd get a gun and shoot myself in the head, take a spear and jag that moafuka into the eye until it ruptures all the way through to the outside of the skull, jump off a skyscraper (no parachute), let DehVaccineDoe fulfill his wish, drown myself in next Tsunami, jump into a volcanic eruption in Hawaii, walk right into an F6 tornado, jump off Grand Canyon, walk into a running Boeing engine, challenge Mayweather, climb Mt. Everest, act as a medium for Whistleblowers to expose scams, replace that guy who hosted some 'Get Bit by Animals' show on Animal Planet, get bit, break every bone in my body, finally attempt a back flip, and if that's a success- front flip, and every other flip ever, even if back flip isn't a success cuz #immortal, and the list could still go on.

tldr; experience every kind of pain there is.

I'd also accompany Mustika after which I'd have pasta with Azure.