Zap! You are now immortal. What do?
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Cruel2Posts: 2,660
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View Profile Live life normally at the moment. I want to try the normal life path at first. Get a job I like, find a loving partner, make some kids. Then as all the people I know begin to age and I still look in my early 20s my secret will start to unfold. I will plan a way to fake my death so that they don't have to live with the realization that even though I cherish them at the moment, within a few hundred years they will be nothing but a blip in my infinite timeline. I will then move to an entirely different place and do all sorts of crazy things I could have never done, lead all kinds of different lives under different identities. I'll stick around with humans until they eventually fade away. At that point I'll just explore the universe until it's inevitable death, which I will survive. I will then exist beyond time and space themselves within a dark nothingness. At that point I will just day dream about the eons of experience I have, until quantum chance strikes and another big bang happens. Cycle repeat.
Did you just advocate stoning people to death? Holy fuck some of you bible belt Americans can be as bad as ISIS.
Also many of these great philosophers you speak of where so very adamantly against commonly accepted religious beliefs, including Christianity.
"God is dead, and we have killed him"
-Nietzsche
And I would attend every college course and every....class in existence. I want to become all knowing of every possible skill a human being can do. I would stray from intimate relationships due to me out living them, and what friends I do make I'd be sure to fade away from before my secret slips through. Considering my loner personality, I could probably live a life devoted to study and self improvement in every form humanly possible. But no rush.
I have all the time in the world, so why not travel the world? By foot. All of it.
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View Profile 1) Get a menial job
2) Acquire enough currency to get a gym membership
3) Buy shitloads of steroids and supps, since my body regenerates, I won't have to deal with back pimples and hormone shit
4) Get cut as a motherfucker
5) Move to West Coast
6) Fuck infinite bitches for all eternity and live at a homeless shelter and lift at the local YMCA
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View Profile Live life normally at the moment. I want to try the normal life path at first. Get a job I like, find a loving partner, make some kids. Then as all the people I know begin to age and I still look in my early 20s my secret will start to unfold. I will plan a way to fake my death so that they don't have to live with the realization that even though I cherish them at the moment, within a few hundred years they will be nothing but a blip in my infinite timeline. I will then move to an entirely different place and do all sorts of crazy things I could have never done, lead all kinds of different lives under different identities. I'll stick around with humans until they eventually fade away. At that point I'll just explore the universe until it's inevitable death, which I will survive. I will then exist beyond time and space themselves within a dark nothingness. At that point I will just day dream about the eons of experience I have, until quantum chance strikes and another big bang happens. Cycle repeat.
That was...beautiful.
1) Get a menial job
2) Acquire enough currency to get a gym membership
3) Buy shitloads of steroids and supps, since my body regenerates, I won't have to deal with back pimples and hormone shit
4) Get cut as a motherfucker
5) Move to West Coast
6) Fuck infinite bitches for all eternity and live at a homeless shelter and lift at the local YMCA
You're thinking small Cook
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View Profile That was...beautiful.
You're thinking small Cook
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View Profile I like how people think Cook has the best idea ever, when all everyone else needs to do is grow the fuck up to be able to make the same kinds of rational decisions.
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View Profile I like how people think Cook has the best idea ever, when all everyone else needs to do is grow the fuck up to be able to make the same kinds of rational decisions.
Just to be clear, by 'thinking small' I didn't mean he had the best idea ever or something. I meant that with immortality you could think about doing a lot more than the usual 'fuck bitches, do drugs' stuff.
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View Profile Just to be clear, by 'thinking small' I didn't mean he had the best idea ever or something. I meant that with immortality you could think about doing a lot more than the usual 'fuck bitches, do drugs' stuff.
Who gives a fuck. You literally have all the time in eternity to do whatever the fuck you want. If he wants to fuck bitches and catch aids and not die from it and simply spread it until he kills the human race, let him! When they're all dead, he can then rebuild society from the monkey survivors and then BOOM. Planet of the apes 3, dawn of Cook is released.
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View Profile rebuild society from the monkey survivors
Are you, in some way, suggesting cook to do it with monkeys? Never mind then Cook, your plan seems good now.
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View Profile No no he's right, I did misread it.
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View Profile Are you, in some way, suggesting cook to do it with monkeys? Never mind then Cook, your plan seems good now.
Now now that's no way to talk about your family. Cook is a classy man with standards that your family couldn't dream of meeting. He is rebuilding society with them, not reproducing directly with them.
And then the head monkey and cook get into a wrestling match since he's jacked as fuck, and cook is victorious because, you know, immortal. And then he announced monkey king and forced to masturbate since all the cali bitches are dead because, you know, aids.
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View Profile No no he's right, I did misread it.
So then, uh, steam key? :D
Now now that's no way to talk about your family. Cook is a classy man with standards that your family couldn't dream of meeting. He is rebuilding society with them, not reproducing directly with them.
That could actually be very interesting.
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View Profile So then, uh, steam key? :D
That could actually be very interesting.
You're missing the point. I called your family monkeys. I'm insulting you in a humorous way. It's not supposed to be interesting. You ruined everything.
Oh the OTHER thing I would do would be to figure out what the fuck is at the bottom of our Ocean. Since I'm immortal, I'd figure out a way to get down there and see for myself.
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View Profile I like how people think Cook has the best idea ever, when all everyone else needs to do is grow the fuck up to be able to make the same kinds of rational decisions.
If you wanted rational ideas, this thread wouldn't be created in the first place.
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View Profile You're missing the point. I called your family monkeys.
But that's what I was talking about.
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View Profile Oh the OTHER thing I would do would be to figure out what the fuck is at the bottom of our Ocean. Since I'm immortal, I'd figure out a way to get down there and see for myself.
But would you not collapse due to the pressure, maybe thats a way to end it too instead to go dive into the sun? Or you could probably regenerate fast enough or some shit. I dont think it would be too comfortable but curiosity gets to the best.