{{Oh man...17 pages in and we already got people being blown up by random NPCs
FYI here are TLS's rules (those currently being broken)
Don't be an asshat. Asshattish actions will be considered rule breaking and I will warn you before hand. If you continue your asshattish ways then you will be removed and your character will be brutally murdered. Although killing and betraying in cold blood is fine.

-Any action in your posts should not include the outcome of your action, unless it is very simple and non-combat related. For example:
"I jumped to my ally and cut the monster's head off!" should instead be "I jumped to my ally and attempted to cut the monster's head off!"
But "I said picked up the jar and sat it back down" would be fine since it's not combat related.

-Don't make actions for other players without their consent. Don't try and make yourself the main star of the story, it's not just about you.

-Try your best to avoid reading posts by me directed at other people than yourself.

-I will decide your success by the planning and stratagem of your action.

-If all of the above come out as even, you may both die, or both live.

-Send me a PM with your character. I may put you on the ranking list (i.e only character's on this list are active/playing)
at least to the best of my knowledge, but hey

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(arch angel yes you can come and go at rp's but it is specifically said that you have to private message him to join thats why your character's name is not in the character list.)

Yeah don't be an asshat, we're all equals here come on.

(Ooc: I'm just gonna ignore the above unsung argument as I have nothing significant to add. Also, how come the most action happens whenever I'm asleep?)
What.......what......what is going on? I faze out for a few minutes and now everything is losing its mind.
*Para grabs his hat in confusion.

And then a guy walked into the room, with a massive smile on his face, staring gleefully at the foolish people who most likely had no fucking clue who he was or what he was going to do. It's usually so much better when they think they know you, that way their expressions are always so much more shocking. He puts his hands to make weird signs of unknown origin, he the starts to change his hands into different signs, procedurally getting faster and faster. After barely a few seconds of doing it, his hands start to move so fast that no mortal can perceive it. His skin starts to crack, revealing a strong blue light underneath, getting brighter as it's supposed prison blows up.

"Hasta la vista, Baby."

Then, as the smoke clears, a golden figure emerges. Its pure radiance simply amazing and beautiful to the eyes, slowly and gently floating over to the others.

"I am here to guide you my children, my name is Stefan, and I'm here to help you."

(Ooc: You to pm TLS to find out whether or not your accepted and he'll make an introduction for you, but whatever.)

(( to Devi, they're uh, not really in a room and um, did you blow up or appear? ))

(You all had magically teleported to a black room with no windows without noticing anything)

OKAY. HOLY SHIT. I GET BACK AFTER SLEEPING OFF MY GODDAMN NEW YEARS AND WE HAVE NEW CHARACTERS, ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED. I'M GETTING BACK IN CONTROL. ARCH ANGEL, DEVI, DAMIAN. YOU NEED TO SEND ME CHARACTER PROFILES BEFORE YOU CAN JUST JUMP IN. EVERYONE MAY GO BACK TO WHATEVER THEY WERE DOING THOUGH. (Arch-Angel, Devi and Damian, I'm gonna need those profiles. And a reminder of the rules, do not, I repeat, DO NOT write the outcome of an action myself. I realize that I went dark much earlier than normal, but your characters will die if they repeat this. And can you PM me whether or not you even read the entire opening section?) It's getting to the point where there are simply too many people doing this. Some people are going to die, and I'm goin to cap the numbers at 12 people. Keep in mind, I have to write a box of dialogue for each group, and you guys joining without reading the rules (most likely) has pissed me the fuck off. You have broken almost all of the rules, which the people who actually care about this have read. Most importantly, I AM RESETTING THE WORLD BACK TO THE TOWER. I'M SORRY TO THOSE WHO WROTE AFTER THE NEWCOMERS JUMPED IN, BUT I AM RESETTING THIS WORLD NONETHELESS. I WILL NOT LET YOU IN UNTIL YOU WRITE YOUR PROFILES. CLICK, CLICK, BOOM. DONE. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, THE RULES ARE IN PLACE FOR A REASON GODDAMMIT!!! RESET TIME! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME, GET DUNKED ON!

(Ooc: I knew that would happen.)
*Para looks around at his new group, reaches under his hat, and pulls out a grenade.
*Para looks at the group expectantly.
(Ooc: this is the only time I will have him pull a weapon out of his hat with no forshadowing. I promise. )

This was the one of the last bits of dialogue I wrote before everything went to shit. We resume from here. I snap my fingers, and we're back to normalcy.

(Ooc: I could practically feel the harshness of that in my soul. XD)

Vents searched around the building look for some type of entrance.

Vents: What type of building has no entrance! What are we gonna do about this?

*Para looks around at his new group, reaches under his hat, and pulls out a grenade.
Do not worry possible new friend, for I have a solution!
*Para looks at the group expectantly.
(Ooc: this is the only time I will have him pull a weapon out of his hat with no forshadowing. I promise. )

"Hold on..." said Xiu, rubbing her temples.
The power use tired her out.
"I'm not good with this sort of thing and Xiu is still sleeping off Rovivirus's warning...."

Seeing Para move in the with the grenade, Xiu stuck her hand out in front of him.

"Hey wait a minute buddy...gimme that." she said snatching the grenade and putting it on the wall herself and pulling out the pin.

"Now this is how we blow up things without losing arms."

Despite her headache, Xiu cast a psychic barrier around the tower and the grenade so that the explosion wouldn't blow back.

*Para shrugs.
Well.Guess that works too.