Dante followed as Eve's expression turned from embarassed to very aggressive towards him. He maintained his smirk, although the previously innocent girl was a lot more intimidating now. He could almost feel the daggers she was throwing him.
"You thought I was dead, didn't you?" he asked, a small giggle escaping his mouth. With slow, calculated movements Dante managed to get back on his feet. The headache was by now in full action: his head was pounding in pain. He looked around for the pack of cigarettes, spotting it on the ground. With a smooth crouch he picked it up and pop back up. In merely a second Dante ripped the pack open, got a cigarette in his mouth and lit it up. Dante judged that in order to not lose an ally, he had to spit it out.
"That is, technically, what happened. I never told you why I am one of the Failed, have I?" he asked. The smirk on his face was by now gone, replaced by a very serious and concentrated expression. It had to be concentrated, given how hard was it for Dante to perform such action. He, although, continued:
"Long story short, my brain is a cybernetic supercomputer prototype, modified to replace an organic brain although maintaining one's persona. But during testing, this computer brain supposedly fried, killing me. The kiss from earlier can testify that I am very much alive, but every now and then the brain shuts down. I pass out and wake up with a headache that makes me want to blow my brains out."
While finishing that sentence Dante made his way to the shopping bags, taking the rifle off his shoulder and placing it next to the counter. He clumsily ruffled through the items inside until he found a bottle of Jack Daniels. He put the cigarette in his mouth and opened the bottle, struggling to maintain his balance. After taking the cigarette out of his mouth he glanced over at Eve, raising the bottle up.
"Cheers, beautiful." he proceeded to take a big swig, followed by his patented 'aaaah' and the headshake.
"Now if you say you were saving my life, that implies that I wasn't breathing nor my heart was beating. That is new information...Anyways sorry for scaring you, love. Thank you for saving my life." he finished with a slightly sarcastic smile on his face.