Is Devour your DADDY? Check inside to find out.

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Jan 18, 2016 4:24 AM #1431327

Chewbacca

I knew I was a wookie

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Jan 18, 2016 5:41 AM #1431340

korean jesus

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Jan 18, 2016 6:26 AM #1431348

haseyo our daily bread

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Jan 18, 2016 8:44 AM #1431384

what kind of process did i got through to be a human if my dad is yoda

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Jan 18, 2016 12:37 PM #1431425

Well at least yoda is humanoid! What relation could I have to Jabba? I'm far too handsome.

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Jan 18, 2016 5:16 PM #1431459

I got Jabba. The space gangster who made Leia his bitch. I'm not complaining.

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Jan 18, 2016 8:22 PM #1431492

Quote from theTDguy
Well at least yoda is humanoid! What relation could I have to Jabba? I'm far too handsome.

Both of you are smart. If you want to be a notorious crime lord, you got to be smart.

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Jan 19, 2016 1:21 AM #1431567

noooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Jan 19, 2016 1:38 PM #1431768

Quote from Person McPerson
Both of you are smart. If you want to be a notorious crime lord, you got to be smart.

Gee, Person! Thanks! My ass is clean now.

jk

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Jan 20, 2016 3:59 AM #1431940

Hans Solo...(I could put a spoiler here if someone hasn't seen num 7, but I won't because I'm such a nice guy).

Which means I get Leia as my mother, Luke as my uncle, Darth Vader as my grandfather, Yoda as my godfather, and Chewbaca as that crazy person who shows up at family reunions who no one knows.

Pretty damn good family, I'd say.

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Jan 20, 2016 7:26 AM #1431991

I got Chewbacca

Why ;_;

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Jan 20, 2016 4:01 PM #1432057

Quote from Habib
I got Chewbacca

Why ;_;

The better question is...
WHY NOT?!

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Jan 20, 2016 11:00 PM #1432117

Quote from IgnusBurns
The better question is...
WHY NOT?!

He doesn't like hairy people. :P

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Jan 20, 2016 11:14 PM #1432121

Quote from IgnusBurns
The better question is...
WHY NOT?!

1. Nobody wants to be related or affiliated to a growling intergalactic beard.
2. He does diddly dick in the movies.
3. The Star Wars Holiday Special taught us that all of Chewy's relatives suck.

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Jan 21, 2016 1:46 AM #1432137

Quote from Charry
1. Nobody wants to be related or affiliated to a growling intergalactic beard.
2. He does diddly dick in the movies.
3. The Star Wars Holiday Special taught us that all of Chewy's relatives suck.

Hmm, those are pretty good reasons.
I guess I'm the only one who likes Chewy...