The power of history is what I shall use :)

Yay!

Quote from Zero

Yay!

After your humiliating defeat in two forum games, I suppose you need this. :)

Quote from Person McPerson

After your humiliating defeat in two forum games, I suppose you need this. :)

I think calling it "humiliating" is a bit too much.

Quote from Hewitt

I just realized that this is the 2nd time Dipi dies from an explosion

No hope to actually leave my remains back, I guess

I'd like the power to give a psychologically damaging speech.

I hijack the entire broadcasting system and start a prolonged revolution.

I feed on the power of words :o

I am granted the sword of "Deus Ex Machina" and the ancient armor known as "Plot Armor".

I'd want the power to break through any plot armor.

I still want to ride that battleship.

I want to be a dragon the size of the planet. Oh, and immune to death by explosions. And I can breathe fire at temperatures up to 28890 degrees kelvin.

I want the ability to be Joe (the RHG)

I'd like the ability to at random times be teleported into a dimension where I'm a girl.

The power to damage someones self esteem severly.