And if I like you, I'll let you win.

The only rule is that you can post anything about yourself that you think is gonna weigh in the chances of you winning (like equipping yourself with a chainsaw bat) BUT you must only post for yourself as a user. No summoning other entities for help.


Good luck

i equip myself with the power of moe

I harness the power of Memes, and transcend humanity to become the Meme Incarnate. (I'm gonna lose.)

you know drunken boxing? i wanna fight like that, except instead of alcohol it's psychedelics.

The power of math is always awesome.

I'll fight you with the law of physics.

I just want a boomstick.

I arm myself with nothing but a pencil and paper.

Arm me with the powers of Deadpool and Bowser.

Make me an overpowered poopieman

Armed with the power of reason
Moving people to do what I say from VII a.c.

I want the power to defeat anyone.

I want the power of masterful ass-licking. All great and powerful Hewitt!:D

I enter with a sword whose power is absolutely eviscerating people who have the username "theTDguy"

We can't change usernames anymore can we?:eek: