And if I like you, I'll let you win.
The only rule is that you can post anything about yourself that you think is gonna weigh in the chances of you winning (like equipping yourself with a chainsaw bat) BUT you must only post for yourself as a user. No summoning other entities for help.
Good luck
Post and I'll Have you Fight the Guy Before You
Started by: Hewitt | Replies: 123 | Views: 16,831 | Closed
Mar 1, 2016 3:49 AM #1440135
Mar 1, 2016 3:52 AM #1440139
i equip myself with the power of moe
Mar 1, 2016 3:54 AM #1440140
I harness the power of Memes, and transcend humanity to become the Meme Incarnate. (I'm gonna lose.)
Mar 1, 2016 4:01 AM #1440142
you know drunken boxing? i wanna fight like that, except instead of alcohol it's psychedelics.
Mar 1, 2016 4:09 AM #1440143
The power of math is always awesome.
Mar 1, 2016 5:10 AM #1440152
I'll fight you with the law of physics.
Mar 1, 2016 5:58 AM #1440160
I just want a boomstick.
Mar 1, 2016 6:04 AM #1440163
I arm myself with nothing but a pencil and paper.
Mar 1, 2016 6:34 AM #1440170
Arm me with the powers of Deadpool and Bowser.
Mar 1, 2016 7:09 AM #1440176
Make me an overpowered poopieman
Mar 1, 2016 8:55 AM #1440188
Armed with the power of reason
Moving people to do what I say from VII a.c.
Moving people to do what I say from VII a.c.
Mar 1, 2016 10:53 AM #1440198
I want the power to defeat anyone.
Mar 1, 2016 12:21 PM #1440213
I want the power of masterful ass-licking. All great and powerful Hewitt!:D
Mar 1, 2016 12:45 PM #1440217
I enter with a sword whose power is absolutely eviscerating people who have the username "theTDguy"
Mar 1, 2016 12:50 PM #1440218
We can't change usernames anymore can we?:eek: