League of Legends Joke Thread

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Apr 21, 2016 11:14 AM #1446877

Ok, so I got back into playing League recently and figured that since I know quite a few folks here have played or still play it, why not fill a thread with terrible puns, summoner in-jokes, and funny chat moments.

I'll start this off with one of each.

What do you call it when Ryze carries the entire team? An uprising.

Suck Ass - When you play Twisted Fate against Fizz, Rengar, or Kha'Zix.

Ahri [5:52]: hey garen wanna hear a joke
Garen [5:54]: sure
Ahri [5:57]: sex
Garen [6:03]: i dont get it
Ahri [6:09]: i know you dont idiot

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Apr 21, 2016 11:18 AM #1446878

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Apr 21, 2016 11:34 AM #1446879

3.5/10

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Apr 21, 2016 12:29 PM #1446881

I should stop thinking the forum is not going to be any shittier.

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Apr 21, 2016 12:47 PM #1446884

So we've just made another general chat, but LoL themed...

(Or a huge LoL fan's sig, but in thread form)

Ok, I'm fine with this

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Apr 21, 2016 12:56 PM #1446885

getting S+ on teemo

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Apr 21, 2016 1:34 PM #1446889

League of Legends.

ha. haha. hahaha.
Let me apologize in advance for decimating everyone's sides.

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Apr 21, 2016 1:55 PM #1446892

Bring it on, arch

(I have no jokes, I've been playing LoL since Sunday)

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Apr 21, 2016 2:34 PM #1446894

I guess you missed my joke.

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Apr 21, 2016 2:37 PM #1446895

I GET IT NOW AND I FEEL SO DUMB YET SO GOOD no out of context
(also, thanks for the warning, I'll get Jihn to stand there and fire across the map)

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Apr 21, 2016 11:07 PM #1446927

I'm pretty sure you still don't get the joke lmao

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Apr 22, 2016 7:06 AM #1446946

teemo: poison mushroom lol
garen: sex lol
lee sin: im blind lo-
*busts from the ceiling* hey guys it's me goku

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Apr 22, 2016 6:14 PM #1446977

Quote from Creepin_Bro
Bring it on, arch

(I have no jokes, I've been playing LoL since Sunday)

Fuckin whoosh.

You played since sunday? Did you just get Jhin to it?

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Apr 23, 2016 2:52 AM #1447008

me playing ADC is a fucking joke

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Apr 23, 2016 4:18 AM #1447009

Quote from Cruel
Fuckin whoosh.

You played since sunday? Did you just get Jhin to it?

actually, jihn looked amazing to me cause he was on the free champions and I read his stats while i was downloading for the first time and his abilities had SO MUCH RANGE, then while LoL was downloading, the free champions changed

I then played the purple praying mantis assassin guy for the rest of my matches (idk is name)
(played one with the generic mage that wears a scroll (idk his name either))