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Aug 7, 2008 5:14 PM #212368
Today I went to the doctor so he would check that strange bump I had at the side of my chin. He couldn't figure out what it was for sure, his theories ranged from a fucking huge tumor to a simple zit that wouldn't completely hit surface, so he went with the rather classic investigatory approach "Poke it with something", numbed it and rammed a scalpel in it a few times.
It hurts like a bitch now and I've got a huge band-aid over it, that's quite blood-soaked, I'm looking forward to the pain of removing it.


Just attention whoring though.
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Aug 7, 2008 5:16 PM #212369
cancer maybe?
any pics?
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Aug 7, 2008 5:21 PM #212371
Neither.
It's no cancer, my dad was pretty worried because it sortof felt like a tumor and our family's had many cases over the decades. But no, it clearly ain't no CA.

Maybe I'll take some pictures. MAYBE.
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Aug 7, 2008 5:56 PM #212389
Hurray for pictures!
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Aug 7, 2008 5:58 PM #212391
it's AIDS
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Aug 7, 2008 6:06 PM #212398
everybody's got aids...aids, aids, aids. AIDS! AIDY AIDS AIDS AIDS!
anyone see the team america refrence
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Aug 7, 2008 7:13 PM #212457
maybe you ate something wrong?
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Aug 7, 2008 7:25 PM #212462
if you drink buckets of semen all your illnesses will vanish
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Aug 8, 2008 1:04 AM #212783
Herpes

On your face
You sick ****
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Aug 8, 2008 1:31 AM #212807
Wart ?
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Aug 8, 2008 1:35 AM #212810
No. There was a lot of lymph in it, so it's probably just that that sort of buldged up there.

Taking the band-aid off wasn't a good idea. I'll put a new one on. xÜ
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Aug 8, 2008 1:37 AM #212814
A cyst ?
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Aug 8, 2008 1:39 AM #212818
Take a picture. I want to be thoroughly grossed out.
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Aug 8, 2008 1:44 AM #212828
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A cyst ?


Yeah, that's the most probable.

I've got a problem if it comes back though, because then they'll cut the whole thing out and I'll have a hole in my face as gaping as goatse.

madhatter, it doesn't even look gross, it's a tiny cut he made to let the shit that's in there flow out. It just hurts quite aweful.
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Aug 8, 2008 1:45 AM #212831
Oh. Well that's no fun. You get all the pain of something disgusting looking, but none of the visual advantages.