"WAIT TYLER!!" Seumas yelled, appearing over the back of Cerberus' back.
"I can kill it! You just need to hold that sword still!" He explained, climbing over to him.
His chains glowed, disappeared, and were replaced by a massive war hammer. "I'll kill it for sure..."

Anec stayed on the ground after being thrown off the cerberus. This is why I don't like rodeos.

Anec quickly got up, ran in front of the cerberus, flailing about as distractingly as possible.

Now I can't possibly be surprised by anyth-

Eyes widening as he whipped around to see yet another person randomly happen to appear next to him, Tyler had to grip the sword even harder with his hand to avoid jumping back as a reflex.
"Woah. Ok then. I've got a really bad feeling I'm going to need a new sword after this..."
Putting away the ranseur, Tyler held his sword in both hands again. Raising an eyebrow at Seumas from behind his helmet, he waited to see what the NPC had in mind.

Cerberus flipped and wailed, trying to throw off its riders, but to no avail. Its attempts were futile as Tyler hung on for dear life as Seumas leaped thirty into the air.
Noah's second arrow sunk equally deep into Cerberus' other eye, making him howl even louder.

Bringing his hammer down on the hilt of the sword, a massive flash of light followed, and the sword shot all the way through Cerberus' back, ribs, then out his stomach, a spurt of black pixels spraying from the wound. Tyler's sword soared into the ground, where it sunk partway into the ground.

Cerberus screamed in outrage, shaking Noah off from his handholds and stumbling around.
"Time to go, Tyler!" Seumas yelled, he grabbed him by the back of his armor, jumping off the monster's back and rolling with Tyler onto the ground. The beast stumbled for a couple more seconds, then fell to the ground, its mouths all closed, the tongues sticking out rather comically.

"Woah, hold up. WHAT THE FU-"
Tyler didn't really have much of a choice, so he shut himself up as he flew through the air and hit the ground with the crazy NPC.

Getting up immediately, Tyler drew his ranseur and swiftly whipped around again, expecting the monster to still be up and fighting. Up until he saw the giant corpse.

"Oh..."

Anec ran towards the cerberus, yelling out "DIBS!" as he did so.

He went into a slide on his knees, stopping short of the beast's right most head. Leaning forward, he lightly tapped the head.

"Hey," Noah says, slowly getting back to his feet. "Dibs aren't a thing here. Work earns rewards."

OOC: Noah sounds like a punk

"C'mon! Let's go see what you guys get!" Seumas said cheerfully, grabbing Tyler's collar again, dragging him over next to Anec.
As he did, Cerberus began to dissolve into the familiar pixels, except these were all black and resembled smoke.

Aelic walked up to Noah, slapping him on the shoulder, "Not bad kid..." He complimented.
With Cerberus dissolved, he left behind a large tooth, a patch of its smoking fur, and a pendent with the same design that was on its neck.

"AAAAAAAWWWW YESSSSSSSS!!!!" Anec's right head yelled out after it processed all of the information.

Looking at at Noah, Anec said "I know. I just wanted to be the last guy to touch it."

Getting back onto his feet, Anec's left head continued "So, what shall our next suggested objective be?"

Sighing and pushing Seumas's hand off after being dragged, Tyler slowly put away his ranseur with his other hand.
"I appreciate what you did there, I guess I owe you 2 favors now. Probably saved me from being derezzed too. Despite that, please stop throwing me around, ya know?"

Looking down at the items on the ground, Tyler crossed his arms and scowled. "Doesn't look like enough for all of us..." Crouching down and looking at the items closer, he looked back at the NPCs. "How we gonna split this up then?"

"I say we split for effort, and or compatibility." Anec's left head said, eyeing the group.

"As such, Noah and Tyler should have the most claim." Anec's left head continued.

Tyler raised an eyebrow, "Huh. Well, thanks." He then looked back at the items, "What do all of the rest of you think?"

Seumas recoiled his hand, frowning behind his mask. "Oh sorry, I'll stop that." He replied. Aelic looked over the loot, "Tyler, you get the Tooth. Seumas will trade it for an enchanted version of your sword."
Seumas nodded, "Sure will! That fur can be traded in for some flame resistant armor. And the Pendent. Well, that'll add some more armor."

"Say Noah, may I ask you something?" Anec's left head asked, before continuing " considering how you and Oberon have already been well equipped with upgraded equipment, would you consider being a good samaritan and perhaps donate your magic item to someone who hasn't received such enhancements? This way, if some of us decide to group together, we could all pull our weight in the group better than we could otherwise. Possibly Reiki or John, seeing as how I gave gained a level and might no need it, while those two done neither of those things." Anec said this as politely as he could, hoping to get his point across to Noah.