Yeah so, this is a thread dedicated to my discovery of quotes that I think are AWESOME.
1. The oldest quotes are at the top, and the newest are on the lower levels.
2. I always censor the bad words in quotes (because I don't want people to quote obscenities).
3. I'll try to keep this quoting a DAILY thing if I can. If not, well, keep looking for new entries!
4. I will not quote responses to this post.
5. You CAN discuss interesting quotes of your own discovery on this thread! BUT if you do...please refrain from putting up offensive/heavily controversial messages (e.g. sexual/political/inappropriate stuff).
The spoiler dates are only of the days I discovered the quote. The actual quote could be from a thread much older. The treasure trove I've got my eye on is the Chat Thread. Oh YES.
WHY am I doing all this? Well, my ultimate goal is to have this thread mainly as a source for signature-worthy quotes. Otherwise they're just here for anyone to read and reflect on. So, enjoy!
THE QUOTES
"owie" said dave
"that hurt me gammaman" said dave
but thanks to dave's overpowered power over powers, Gamma did not actually kill anyone. not even dave.
All memers of Sanctuary continue to live, and Gamma was given a long lecture by a penguin about why killing is bad and he shouldn't do it.
Things were reverted to normal, with no deaths, but Gamma was left to wonder..
"who the **** is davee?"
No but really:
-Dante is not dead.
-Nobody is dead.
-Dave isn't real.
-The above statement is false.
-Dave is real.
-The above statement is also false.
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Your eraser looks like a potato hahaha...
Man I don't wanna pressure you, take your time but we got an ETA? I'm feelin some 1-year wait vibes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUISNESS.
The following quote was from 2007, post #8 out of #154323(and counting):
I'm pretty sure the last chat thread didn't fair out so well in the end. This thread will probably meet the same end.
The following quote from the same thread is from 2016, post #154313:
**** Raptor, Marry Exilement, and Kill Devour.
Raptor would be good for a one night stand.
Exilement feels more like a guy you'd want to be with for a long period of time.
Devour may try and be cute, but deep down I know he's a psychopath wanting to kill everyone.
I think after all this...they're just warming up. :P
Bold to indicate italics...
>Maybe a thing
like a thing thing maybe :o
So I was in a RHG Character viewing spree and it's just so dull that 50% of them just have a sword and that's it.
Where has creativity gone?
Swords are also kind of easier to animate. What I would like to see is flails. Yeah. Flails are cool. But they are difficult to animate. I guess the newbies could get away with being unimaginative since they don't have much skill, but once they learn more it would be good to challenge themselves by using different choreography and weapons in their animations.
There's no difference with animating a sword, a battleaxe, a club, a huge mallet, or a stick (if we're strictly speaking about the common 2D animation). But you still see way more swords.
It's because swords are just more badass. There are different kinds of swords in every culture that matured in warfare and there are even famous swords like Excalibur and Ame-no-Murakumo-no-Tsurugi.
Good job letting us separate ourselves from your countries ****** rules and then spending the next few hundred years trying to be as similar to us as possible.
Lag Spikes: Sometimes a game is running fine and then as soon as you and your team get to a clash point with enemies, you somehow jerk to the other side of the map or vibrate across an invisible wall without you even touching your mouse or keyboard. Maybe my connection’s to blame, but seriously…it’s no fun getting flak after the match for “abandoning” the team.
The only thing your mom and preschool have in common is that they've both had a lot of kids in them.
The problem lies on the gun itself.
It just takes 1 sick, psychopathic individual to cause a mass murder incident. There is no way every single person can be "careful" with guns. There are a lot out there that we haven't even encountered yet.
What you're saying doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
It's the guns fault, because of the one sick psychopath?
ΓΩΔ = GOD
GOD has 3 letters.
Delta is a triangle
a triangle has 3 sides
Omega has 3 syllables.
We have 3 sets of 3
Illuminati confirmed.
We are the Illuminati.
Ok, so this is just a quote for your quotes thing.... ABANDON THREAD!!!!!
The least you can do is vote for the least bad candidate. I think someone else here said that...
Ehm, idk about you guys, but for me the opening post is invisible. AKA I can't see the character :/
I spent $1700 on this computer, it's not going to lag.
HI MY NAME IS AGNIVESH AND I LIKE ANIMATING AND I'M A BIT GOOD. SO HI STICKPAGERS!!!!;):rolleyes::o:p:):D:D:D:D
I'M IMAGINATIVE AND I ALWAYS HAVE GREAT IDEAS!
Concerning "Knife To A Gun Fight - BEGINNERS Summer Competition 2016"
:O There's a collab! I want in please? I can be the last guy, no problem with that.
EDIT: I know I replied about the collab thing before. I forgot about it and just remembered when I re-read the thread lol.
The Malacal is not wrong. Note that the Malacal, too- a supposedly "prominent" member of the Writer's Lounge, is also in fact a soulless, empty husk of a man with tentacles for teeth. Yet even we, the superior race of man and topato, often see ourselves in the Malacal's mind-boggling and often virulent obsessions for octopi and flamingoes- incorporating the Malacal's feathery suctioned perversions into the system known as wRWHRjee. I suppose we're all gingers in a way...
In a world without rules, society would realize it sucked and they'd make rules again :rolleyes:
You SHOULD be funny but you're not.
Those UPPERCASES are destroying my eyes :o
Easier to ask forgiveness than permission huh?
I'll have you know I'm slightly smarter than a banana.
Alright so it's been way more than ten days. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's been an eternity (I counted).
So now questions have arisen. Is Crank a slacker? Does he have the memory of a goldfish? Has he looked upon his creation and felt only fear? does he now cringe at the idea of this RP taking place? Many answers to be found on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
Yeah, no, I'm binning this.
[spoiler=September 30, 2016 - There Are Bribes...And Then There Are Bribes...]
[QUOTE=Hewitt]I am offering an alliance to whoever successfully bids on my powers
An entire essay about how Stuart Little is better than Mickey Mouse? Sure!
Algebra is the best. Wait till you get to calculus then it gets trippy.
But I draw the line at Fractals
Yes. I am with Malacal. I am truly and deeply offended.
How dare you simultaneously and publicly compliment 15 writers in a span of four concise posts? Are you stupid? We HATE compliments. We HATE being acknowledged. EVEN THE FORMAT IS WRONG!!!
No, you shouldn't get banned for a week.
(You should be banned foreverrrrr)
Do you really expect people on internet to be nice? Internet is freedom, anarchy. You can do anything you want while being anonymous. You gotta learn to ignore people like that and move on with your life.