That was just as tedious as I thought it would be. But finally this has been finished. Next game I run won't take so much time in one sitting to resolve...
I made some adjustments to speed up calculations. For Hewitt's 50% decreased damage, I instead gave all players 2 times the HP, which is 1200. I adjusted things to fit with that, like doubling how much damage Exile needed to take to gain attack, same with Wyzdm healing. I also doubled how much Wyzdm healed.
I updated the character list as I went, so all you can see is everyone's final HP. You won't be able to watch people's HP decrease, and I bunched up everyone's attacks into a single damage value where possible. Since it was manual I did all the background stuff on a different page as I went.
The fight starts out kind of boring, but once Hewitt's bodyblocking wore off things heated up. Everything got H E L L A down to the wire once Firewall died and the 10x damage kicked in. It was actually intense as heck
Current damage order:
Exile + Firewall
Wyzdm + Skelly
GMR + Hewitt
Turn 1:
Firewall takes 39.75 damage
Exilement takes 36.75 damage and gains 3.7 damage.
Turn 2:
Wyzdm takes 53.2 damage (activate +20)
Skelly takes 83.19 damage (41.6 counterattack damage)
ActiveFirewall takes 15 damage from Skelly
Wyzdm takes 15 damage from Skelly
Turn 3:
GMR takes 109/2 = 54.5 - 75% = 13.6 damage. Half dealt to Hewitt.
Hewitt takes 59.19 +54.5 = 113.7 damage.
Firewall, Wyzdm and GMR takes 56.6 damage from Skelly (Activate +20 Wyzdm)
Exilement takes 56.6 damage from skelly and gains 5.7 damage.
Hewitt takes 28.3 of GMR's damage
Turn 4:
Firewall takes 69.19 damage
Exilement takes 70.75 damage and gains 7.1 damage.
GMR takes 15/2 = 7.5 damage from Skelly
Hewitt takes 7.5 damage.
Turn 5:
Wyzdm takes 59.15 damage (Activate +20)
Skelly takes 89.31 damage (44.7 counterattack damage)
GMR takes 15/2 = 7.5 damage.
Hewitt takes 7.5 damage
Turn 6:
GMR takes 144.66/2 = 72.33 - 75% = 18 damage
Hewitt takes 98.46 + 72.33 = 170.79 damage
Exile, Firewall and Wyzdm take 59.7 damage from Skelly (+20 Wyzdm)
Exile gains 6 damage.
Turn 7:
Wyzdm's Relic of Ancients activates! +120 damage + 24 dmg to 3 targets.
Exilement takes 190.7 damage and gains 19 attack.
Firewall 190.55 damage.
GMR takes 15 + 24/2 = 19.5 damage
Hewitt takes 19.5+24 = 43.5 damage
Turn 8:
Wyzdm takes 106.95 damage (+20)
Skelly takes 122 damage (61 counterattack damage)
Exile takes 15 damage from Skelly +1.5 atk
GMR takes 15/2= 7.5 damage
Hewitt takes 7.5 damage
Turn 9:
Exilement takes 132.75 damage (+13 atk)
Firewall takes 171.75 damage
Wyzdm and GMR take 76 damage. (+20 Wyz)
Hewitt takes 38 damage for GMR.
Turn 10:
Wyzdm takes 93.75 damage (+20)
Skelly takes 123.75 damage (62 dmg counterattack)
GMR takes 15/2=7.5 damage
Hewitt takes 7.5 damage
Exilement takes 15 damage (+1.5 atk)
Turn 11:
Wyzdm's Relic of Ancients activates! 120 dmg + 24 to 3 targets. (gmr, exilement, hewitt)
GMR takes 335.8/2 - 75% = 41.8 damage
Hewitt takes 306.75 + 167.5 = 474.25 damage!! He is no longer body shielding.
Wyzdm, Exile, Firewall, take 77 damage from Skelly. (+20 Wyzdm)
GMR takes 77 - 75% = 19.25 damage from Skelly
Exile takes 24 damage from Wyzdm.
Exile gains 9.4 attack.
Turn 12:
Exilement takes 80.75 damage. +8 attack
Hewitt headshots Exilement! He is dizzy and skips attack.
Firewall takes 185.75 damage.
Wyzdm takes 15 damage from Skelly (+20)
Turn 13:
Wyzdm takes 137 damage (+20)
Wyzdm is headshotted! His ability negates attack-cancellation and attack doubles.
Skelly takes 276 damage! (138 counterattack)
Skelly deals 15 damage to Exilement (+1.5 atk)
Turn 14:
Hewitt's shiny ring makes him dodge all attacks this round!
GMR takes 420.48 - 75% = 105.12 damage
Wyzdm and Firewall recieve 153 damage from Skelly (+20 Wyz)
Exilement gains 15 damage. Skele's counter activates his damage negation! Health is doubled from 474 to 950.
Turn 15:
Exilement takes 177 damage and gains 17 attack.
Firewall recieves 264.75 damage. FIREWALL HAS DIED. All damage increased by 10x!
Turn 16:
Wyzdm takes 2587 damage!!! Battleborn activates. He begins attacking Skelly.
Skelly recieves 1367 damage! Final Gambit activates, leaving him with 20 hp and +20 attack. (+683 damage counterattack)
Exilement recieves 350 damage from Skelly. +35 attack.
GMR recieves 350 – 75% = 87.5 damage from Skelly.
Turn 17:
Hewitt's Bling Ring makes him dodge all attacks this round!
GMR recieves 7780 – 75% = 1945 damage!! GMR HAS DIED.
Wyzdm recieves 7130 damage from Skelly! Battleborn ends explosively. WYZDM HAS DIED.
Exilement recieves 7130 damage from Skelly! At 50 hp, his shield activates and excess damage is stored in the shield. +713 attack. 7080 damage in shield.
Skelly is attacked by Wyzdm for 350 damage! SKELETONFX HAS DIED.
Exilement recieves 200 true damage from Wyzdm's death! +20 attack, 7280 dmg in shield.
Current turn order:
Exilement
Hewitt
Turn 18:
Hewitt headshots Exile! He is dizzy. Turn 1 of Exilement's shield.
Turn 19:
Hewitt's Bling Ring allows him to dodge! Turn 2 of Exile's shield.
Turn 20:
Exilement recieves 1050 damage from Hewitt! +105 attack. 8330 damage in shield. Turn 3 of shield.
Turn 21:
Hewitt's Bling Ring allows him to dodge attacks!
Exile's shield bursts and delivers all stored damage to a random target! The ability roll is made next.
Hewitt fails to dodge......
Hewitt recieves 83,330 damage from Exilement! HEWITT HAS DIED.
Dead man's switch goes off and explodes for 70% of Exile's current hp..... times 10!
Exilement recieves 150 damage. EXILEMENT HAS DIED...
But he still wins the game, being the last one alive. His corpse is given a shiny #1 badge and a trophy.
Exilement wins the game with -100 hp remaining!
1st-Exilement (-100 HP)
2nd-Hewitt (-81,430 HP)
3rd-GMR (-550 HP)
3rd-Wyzdm (-9042 HP)
3rd-Skelly (-330 HP)
4th-Firewall(-82 HP)
