I'm pumped to see the end... Partially because of the interesting powers and partially because I'm ready to host my game next :p

I mean I did mention that if the number representation in the spreadsheet messed with you that I'd warned you so yeah I suppose.

Edit: Still waiting on 2 people to send in their powers. C'mon WyzDM and Alphaeus.

I submitted...

Also, about winning -- let's put the game cap somewhere between round 30 and round 50. Winner has most HP excluding Error Health.

Also, Skele, did you forget to factor in my Fear the Snoof auto-damage dealing? That's not my attack, so like I said it shouldn't be frozen by the laser, meaning I DO still keep dealing damage.

I've decided I'm going to have no round limit cap. It might take forever but I will calculate as many rounds as needed provided that someone will die or hit an error value for their hp. If we reach a situation where even that can't resolve things then well, game be broken. If that does actually happen I will make negative attacks hurt the attacker rather than backdoor heal the attack target which should ensure that healths go down instead.


I'm just sorting out the final aspects of some very interesting power submissions which is why we haven't started yet.

Okay I've fixed the spreadsheet.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1p2OgFbnLur2bZ_HfPGgtk_yLbKyrKKc5VV-_auBx42U/edit?usp=sharing

It looked reaaaaalllly promising. First Devour just makes it to round 6 thanks to him not attacking Alphaeus so not getting hit with the Fear the Snoof (which wasn't taking effect due to an error), because the Fear was working this time Wyz got hit harder than before and so Alpaeus took the laser to the face repeatedly. Devour taking 500% damage and Firewall going into the negatives after round 6 meant that Devour's health shot way up right till Devour's health went past Alphaeus' and Devour started taking the laser to the face. This was sorta good news for Alphaeus who proceeded to hit Firewall and WyzDM down really low. At round 15 Alphaeus got Firewall down to just 256 health left, and WyzDM down to 189. During this time Alphaeus was also taking a bunch of damage from Devour's uninsulted shy hedgehog which kept Alphaeus down. Despite this After round 15 Alphaeus gets into the lead on 1117 health and starts taking the laser to the face again, which means Devour stops being able to shy hedgehog Alphaeus, though Devour has healed up to 1032 health. This doesn't last though and Devour takes the laser again for round 16 onwards. Devour's amplified damage heals him way past everyone else for quite a while but Firewall's attack is getting crazy amplified into the negative and then amplified and reflected partially back into Firewall from Shy Hedgeohog.

On round 46 Firewall climbs into the lead with 93899 health versus Devour's 92598. With Firewall's attack gone this is the chance for some actual damage to chunk everyone down right? Alphaeu's attacks are getting multiplied by 9 by Game Breaker and Wyz's attacks are weaker. Unfortunately, no. Alpaeus's attacks have been insulted way down to 1.69 due to 64 insults. The only damage of note now is Fear the Snoof, which only hits Devour and Wyz. Firewall takes negative damage though, but Devour is losing thousands of health per turn. Is this the chance? Can Devour die and let us get somewhere?

I really really hoped so but by round 120 there's no sign of an ending. Alphaeus' attacks are insulted 212 times over, leaving his basic attack only 0.02 after game breaking by a multiplier of 23.8 and perhaps more importantly a Fear the Snoof that would hit Devour for 7183 damage gets insulted then (insulted) game broken down to 3.37 damage. Wyz's attackes are heavily insulted too, they're only healing everyone for 2.29. The game ends with a slow heat death. Everyone's attack but Firewall's is approaching 0 and Firewall holds a health advantage. Admittedly it is a decreasing one, and I could calculate further till WyzDM heals past Firewall, unleashing Firewall's attack but there's no point. Firewall's attack, were he able to attack on round 120 would have an attack damage of 1252.5 and then be increased by -2380%. Alphaeus and Wyz relied on their auto attacks to deal damage, but found them basically ran out. Devour relies on taking damage to return it, but isn't taking positive damage. Firewall at this point is the only person capable of significantly changing health pools for the duration of the game and his attacks will always heal the target hit by insane amounts.

This isn't the final round so I'm not going to calculate till someone hits an error health because I would probably need thousands of rounds to get there and I'm not going to waste my time.

Also if this revelation makes you change your mind about your power it's alright to change it now before we start round 6 voting.

The first 23 rounds plotted

I honest-to-goodness never thought the other dudes would get so offended by the ultimate yo momma joke.

Jokes aside, this last round will defo. be the most interesting, since without a doubt everyone will try to out-calculate and out-guess each other with their attacks and vetoes, and tbh there might even be some bribery going around. Who knows.

This is a time where I reaaaally wish a few more people were in, since, as seen by previous rounds, Alphaeus happily takes bribes and that leaves Wyz and I trying to veto stuff that refuses to be vetoed.

If only your mamma joke was scaling in the same way as Game Breaker. Were they to both scale as yours did and no one would ever have negative damage in the first place and we'd've seen an end to the game. Also were they to both scale as Game Breaker did and your insults would have meant Wyz could deal double negative attacks and thus deal good damage again and just maybe we could have seen an ending that way as well.


I just really hope people keep making-the-game-finish in mind with their powers. Damage boosts with Game Breaker and Insults around are not very helpful.



Still clearing up one issue with powers

Right so it's been a few days and I think we can tentatively start.

THE FINAL ROUND (HOPEFULLY)
ROUND 6 POWER VOTING PHASE

The spreadsheet so far

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Devour - Game breaker‽ On round 50, everyone including Devour takes damage equal to 99.99% of Devours current HP

NOTE: Devour didn't name this power so I named it for him
CLARIFICATION: If Devour is dead on round 50 instead everyone takes damage equal to 99.99% of whoever has the most current HP

Devour's powers so far






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WyzDM - Broom: I clean up all this bullshit and decide that any time my basic attack is decremented, it's increased by that amount instead.

WyzDM's powers so far:






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Alphaeus - Adorablii apocalypsus – aka “Boopley Snoof”: round six…SIX…SIIIIIXXXX!!!! The time has come for me to enter into my true state. I mutate, becoming immune to all nerfs (that affect me negatively), manipulations, and any powers/attacks that will total over 400 damage (the total damage I take in a given turn can exceed this – just not something dealt by one single action/power). Additionally, my third non-vetoed power will be increased by 10%. The price for this, however, is that I incur upon myself the Divine Curse – this hurls a hideous 75% base damage nerf and a 100% nerf of my first non-vetoed power.

HOWEVER…if you interrupt this mutation by vetoing me, I will instead mutate into a vampire that auto-resurrects to 50 HP after my FIRST death.

CLARIFICATION: Alphaeus' first non vetoed power is Puppy Dog Eyes
CLARIFICATION: Alphaeus' third non vetoed power is Fear the Snoof
CLARIFICATION: No one can have power effects get through if vetoed (that would defeat the entire point of vetoing) so I'm not allowing that final line and have therefore crossed it out.

Bloopley Snoof's powers so far:





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Firewall - The Almighty Heavenly Dildo

Long story short, Firewall is gifted with this powerful gift, and everyone else is busy giving it the succ. And 3 people giving it the succ all at once is gifting it, and to its extension, Firewall, some serious abilities. Also, Firewall can swing the Dildo like a sword, so that helps.

Whenever someone tries to reflect damage back onto Firewall, he heals the damage normally given instead. This is the 'succ' part.

And, the Dildo grants Firewall +50% attack damage every turn that does not stack. This is the swinging part.

Firewall's powers so far:







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You have one vote to veto a power. Once everyone is finalised or if no one has changed their vote after 36 hours any power that receives 3 or 4 vetoe votes is vetoed and lost and we move to the next phase. Additionally if we have a 2/2 tie on two powers they are both vetoed and lost. 2 vetos, 1 veto, 1 veto & 0 vetos allocated to 4 powers respectively lets all of them through.

As a final note attempts to make the game resolve will go -> everything done normally -> players die if their health hits an error value -> if that's not going to resolve things either then negative damage is redefined to hurt the person attacking the attack target and I will redo the entire calculation -> if that somehow still doesn't fix things then I really don't know what to do and will decide then

With the nature of this being the final round I'm going to be a lot more willing to wait to ensure everyone's vote choices are finalised. I also probably won't have time to update the spreadsheet till Thursday so yeah. Good luck guys. Hopefully this is your final chance to claim victory from a deadlocked and broken game.

Oh oops i did forget to name that power. I will actually roll with that
Edit: lol sorry Alph being immune to nerfs along with my game breaker damage increase is like whoaaaaa
#veto alph :p

Nerf immunity got me. #veto Alph

Sorry, but we *can't* just let something like that get out from under us.

WyzDM's power has been updated.

#Veto Alph.

Veto wyz...would say more, but working at elections right now

Alph loses. *wah wah wah waaaah*

Wow that's a faster 'everyone votes' than I expected. Tomorrow hopefully Alphaeus can say something when the elections are over?

Quote from Skeletonxf

when the elections are over?

THE END IS NIGH