Must git gud, gimme the xp

Treasure please, not ready for a boss yet.

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MERCHANT OR MONSTER

Room 6: Zero enters and faces against an Imp (6 HP)!
Zero swipes 5 damage off!
The Imp bites Zero's ankle for 2 damage.
Zero shatters the Imp's skull for 2 damage.
Zero gains 1 XP (5 XP 4 HP)

Room 7: Zero unlatches the gate to find...Rotting Ogre (10 HP)
Zero flanks the Ogre for 4 damage.
The Ogre stomps Zero and deals 3 damage.
Zero deals a CRITICAL 7 damage.
The Ogre falls. Zero gains 2 Gold 2 XP and RANKS UP (HP 1 XP 1 Gold 4 Rank 2)

Zero descends (Food 3)...and enters the Poisonous Dungeon
The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Zero runs headlong into a wiretrap and trips, spilling his bag and losing 1 Gold (Gold 3)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: TREASURE OR MERCHANT

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 1
Rank: 2
Armor: 0
Gold: 3
Food: 3
XP: 1

Items: None

Merchant. Poppy seeds.

Once again, I'm at 1 HP.

oh boy I'm so fucked

Treasure. Not much my gold can buy me when I'm saving for a wand.

Quote from Hewitt

Items: None[/spoiler]Skeleton the Bony - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: Skeleton looks for some sustenance (Food 2)

Room 3: Skeleton buys some Poppy Seeds and heals greatly from them (HP 6 Gold 1)

Room 4: Skeleton busts down the door to find....Poison Elemental (HP 7)!
Skeleton attacks for 2 damage.
The Elemental chokes Skeleton for 4 damage.
Skeleton bashes the Elemental for 5 damage.
Skeleton gains 2 XP. Skeleton RANKS UP! His Power Strength increases (XP 1 Rank 2 HP 2)

Room 5: Skeleton finds a Blood Fountain and drinks from it (HP 3)

Skeleton descends... (Food 1)

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: Skeleton finds a chest with 1 Gold (Gold 2)

Room 2-3: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Skeleton Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 3
Rank: 2
Armor: 0
Gold: 1
Food: 1
XP: 1

Items: Poison Wand (deal 2 extra damage every turn from when this wand is used)

Rest lol I'm so close to dying I don't want to fight anything else

Fyi, I don't plan on running this forever. This is how I will finish this thread:

- One of you must finish Nightmare or Hard Mode Mode. If no one has finished I will continue running.
- If someone has finished Nightmare mode, I will no longer accept new games and will finish when everyone is dead.
- If someone has finished Hard mode, I will still accept new games but they must all be Nightmare difficulty.

I'm thinking of running something like Starship Troopers or Helldivers in the next thread I make. Just an idea, not sure how yet.


devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
Room 3: devi rests up for the challenges ahead (HP 14)

Room 4: devi encounters a medicine woman "Are you buying food or healing?





A new hero has entered The Black Sewers...

Drizzle the Stormy - The Black Sewers, Floor 1
Room 1: Our journey begins in preparation. Buying anything from the Merchant?



DoctorNoob the Nurse - The Black Sewers, Floor 2
Room 5: DoctorNoob does 10 push ups and slaps his own butt (XP 3)

DoctorNoob descends...(Food 4)

The Black Sewers, Floor 3
A gate guardian lurks the final room...

Room 1: DoctorNoob finds himself in the claws of a Skeleton Warrior (7 HP)!
DoctorNoob trips and misses.
The Skeleton Warrior bashes DoctorNoob for 1 damage.
DoctorNoob gets up and tries again, dealing 5 damage.
The Skeleton Warrior bashes DoctorNoob for 1 damage.
DoctorNoob finishes off his opponent for 3 damage.
DoctorNoob gains 1 XP (XP 4 HP 11)

Room 4: DoctorNoob arrives at a Resting Room CHOOSE YOUR BOON



WyzDM the Wise - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 3: WyzDM opens the chest to find...1 Gold (Gold 3)

Room 4: WyzDM stumbles upon an old knight's shield (Armor 1)

Room 6: WyzDM arrives at a Resting Place CHOOSE YOUR BOON

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 3: Zero spends all his money patching himself up (HP 5 Gold 0)

Room 4: Zero finds some bread in a cupboard (Food 4)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Firewall the Fleeting - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 3: Firewall opens the glowing chest to reveal 1 Gold...and a Fire Wand! (Gold 7)

Room 4: Firewall enters a rotting pantry but quickly runs out before his Ration expires, completely evading the trap!

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING OR MONSTER

Skeleton the Bony - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 3: Skeleton rests his weary bones (HP 5)

Room 4: Skeleton encounters an apothecary Would you like to buy healing or food with your last Gold?
***Note that you can also sell the wand for 4 Gold if you're desperate.

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 3: Zero spends all his money patching himself up (HP 5 Gold 0)

Room 4: Zero finds some bread in a cupboard (Food 4)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR RESTING

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 5
Rank: 2
Armor: 0
Gold: 3
Food: 4
XP: 1

Items: None

Resting +2HP

Scavenge for food cause that shit gonna kill me

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 6: Zero rests his weary bones (HP 7)

Zero descends... (Food 3)

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: Zero opens a chest to find 1 Gold...and a Massive Healing Potion! (Gold 4 HP 10)

Room 3: RESTING ROOM CHOOSE YOUR BOON

WyzDM the Wise - The Black Sewers, Floor 3
Room 6: WyzDM searches for food (Food 1)

Room 7: WyzDM busts down the doors to find...a Giant Skeleton!
WyzDM sets his sword down, prays to the heavens, and in one punch smashes the Skeleton King in a single DOUBLE CRITICAL SMASH for 16 damage!
WyzDM gains 2 XP and 2 Gold (4 XP 5 Gold)

WyzDM descends...(Food 0) to the Poisonous Dungeon

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 1: A Merchant greets WyzDM "What're you buyin?"

Quote from Hewitt

Fyi, I don't plan on running this forever. This is how I will finish this thread:

- One of you must finish Nightmare or Hard Mode Mode. If no one has finished I will continue running.
- If someone has finished Nightmare mode, I will no longer accept new games and will finish when everyone is dead.
- If someone has finished Hard mode, I will still accept new games but they must all be Nightmare difficulty.

I'm thinking of running something like Starship Troopers or Helldivers in the next thread I make. Just an idea, not sure how yet.


devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
Room 3: devi rests up for the challenges ahead (HP 14)

Room 4: devi encounters a medicine woman "Are you buying food or healing?

After Buying (Click to Show)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: EVENT OR TREASURE

devi Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 14
Rank: 3
Armor: 4
Gold: 1
Food: 2
XP: 2

Items: None

I'll buy #1 food

I choose treasure.

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 4
Room 6: Zero rests his weary bones (HP 7)

Zero descends... (Food 3)

The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 1: Zero opens a chest to find 1 Gold...and a Massive Healing Potion! (Gold 4 HP 10)

Room 3: RESTING ROOM CHOOSE YOUR BOON

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 10
Rank: 2
Armor: 0
Gold: 4
Food: 3
XP: 1

Items: None

+2 HP

devi the Brave - The Undead Catacombs, Floor 10
Room 4: devi buys some bread from the Merchant (Gold 0 Food 3)

Room 6: devi opens the chest to find...1 Gold (Gold 1)

Room 7: devi busts down the door to find... a devious Lich (20 HP)!
devi whirls like a dervish and deals 17 damage to the fiend!
The Lich siphons the life out of devi for 3 damage.
devi stands tall, says a few choice words and cuts down the undead mage for 14 damage! The Lich falls!!
devi gains 3 Gold and 2 XP (XP 4 Gold 4 HP 11)

devi descends (Food 2)...to the fiery depths of the Flaming Underworld

The Flaming Underworld, Floor 11
devi feels that this area is even bigger than the previous areas

Room 1: devi opens the chest to find 1 Gold (Gold 5)

Room 3: devi meets a lonely Merchant. "Buying something?"

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 3: Zero rests his head (HP 12)

Room 4: Merchant. "Buying something?"

devi the Brave - The Flaming Underworld, Floor 11
Room 3: devi stocks up for the journey ahead (Gold 0 Food 4 HP 15)

Room 4: devi finds a seemingly empty room only to realize that the floor has a mouth...it's a Demon Floor (15 HP)!!!
devi plunges his blade downwards for 9 damage.
The Demon Floor bites devi's feet trying to pull him down for 4 damage.
devi shuts the monster up by hitting a gem on the Floor's "head" for 12 damage.
devi gains 4 XP (8 XP HP 11)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: RESTING OR MONSTER

Quote from Hewitt

Zero the One - The Poisonous Dungeon, Floor 5
Room 3: Zero rests his head (HP 12)

Room 4: Merchant. "Buying something?"

After buying (Click to Show)

Room 5-6: CHOOSE YOUR FATE: MONSTER OR EVENT

Zero Stats (Click to Show)

HP: 12
Rank: 2
Armor: 0
Gold: 4
Food: 3
XP: 1

Items: None

Event.