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Jun 26, 2017 7:37 AM #1481324
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Your name is Longcoat. A twenty-something college student with bad fashion choices. You wake up to find yourself in a cell as most CYOA protagonists often do. What will you do?



What is this this you might ask. How does this work? Well:

1)You suggest a course of action for Longcoat to take.
2)I choose one of the suggestions and draw it.
3)GOTO 1

However, there are some rules:

1) Don't suggest anything too lewd.
2) If you want to say anything out of topic then enclose it in curly brackets ({}). Try too keep these comments to a minimum though.
3) I'll choose the suggestions as I see fit. Though if something is suggested more than once I will propably consider it over any other suggestion.
4) I might perhaps mix or slightly alter some of these suggestions.
5) Finally, you can only suggest the actions of the protagonist, not introduce new plot points like "then a monster ate him".
6) EDIT: You can only suggest actions that Longcoat can take. Not the outcomes of these actions.
That's all. Let's go!
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Jun 26, 2017 11:58 AM #1481325
Longcoat tried to take a step to the door but fell over, because he has no feet.
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Jun 26, 2017 2:18 PM #1481326
Longcoat tried to open the box containing a Monopoly board game, but fumbled quite a bit, because he has no fingers.

Exasperated, he picked it up in a vice-like hold and shook it out onto the floor...
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Jun 26, 2017 2:48 PM #1481327
I should have propably also mentioned that you can only suggest actions that Longcoat can take. Not the outcomes of these actions. Oops...
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Jun 26, 2017 8:16 PM #1481335
Longcoat tried to alter the fabric of space and time.
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Jun 26, 2017 8:31 PM #1481337
Longcoat opened the box of Monopoly and removed the car, sitting on it gingerly as he persistently and whole-heartedly tried to rev the engine.
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Jun 27, 2017 11:28 AM #1481347
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Before you do anything, you stop and ponder over the anatomical limitations brought upon by the artstyle of this comic. It is true that you have no feet, no fingers, no nose and no ears. Yet you can still walk, touch, smell and hear. That is because your lack of certain bodily features is merely symbolical. Which means that your body, while abstract, is still functional and will in no way be an obstacle to the completion of your quest, whatever that might be. At least no more than a sudden stroke of existential reflection. Nevertheless, there is a Monopoly board in here!

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Aaah. Many hours have been wasted on this game and many friendships have been shattered. At least you would say that if anyone you knew wanted to play with that darn thing! You had so many editions yet no one would play with you. Even now in this cell you are all alone with a board on your hands. How miserable...

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You open the box only to find that it is almost empty! There is only a hat token and a "Get out of jail, free" card. Clearly a sadistic taunt made by your heinous captors! Also a damn shame since riding that car seemed like a nice idea...

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You put the card in your Inventory and the hat token in the head slot of you Gear. Now what are you going to do?
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Jun 27, 2017 12:42 PM #1481348
You take the card, bang on your door's bars, and had the "get out of jail free" to the guards. I mean, hey, it can't hurt to try.
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Jun 27, 2017 4:28 PM #1481352
Longcoat tries to pee through the bars on his door.
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Jun 27, 2017 9:28 PM #1481362
Longcoat examines the creepy-looking outline of a woman in the wall...
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Jun 28, 2017 12:01 PM #1481375
Longcoat tests the sludge on the wall, hoping it is corrosive enough to weaken the steel bars.
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Jun 28, 2017 2:59 PM #1481381
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It occures to you that you could pee through the bars of the door. But that would be complletely idiotic! So idiotic in fact that it makes me want to write a particularly verbose rant about it. But alas, a "nope" will suffice. Instead you shall examine the poster on the wall.

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By god that's hideous! Yet strangely mesmerising. You could be here all day staring and studying this picture. Is it a man, a woman, an orc perhaps? You touch the poster and feel not the solid surface of the wall but something hollow like... a HOLE! HA! The oldest and most cliche trick in the book.

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You tear down the poster and put it in your inventory.

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It seems that there is an another room behind this wall. In fact... wait a minute...

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Wow... that was... easy. Too easy even.

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You get out of your cell through the hole but strangely enough, you see no guards or other cells. Instead it is just an empty hallway with only two doors. One black and one white, clearly symbolising... something. Either way, which door will you choose?
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Jun 28, 2017 5:05 PM #1481390
Neither door! Check the ceiling! If it was this easy to get into the hallway, there must be something obsfucatingly heinous out there somewhere waiting to grab us by our ice cream cone shaped hair and lick us to death. This may be why we don't have fingers and toes, come to think of it..
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Jun 28, 2017 7:33 PM #1481399
^I second Chromy
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Jun 28, 2017 10:09 PM #1481401
Definitely examine the room for trickery. If none is found, try knocking on the black and white doors and see if there's a response.
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