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TOO MUCH DAMN TALKING!
Less talking, more funny damn it. Must I have to come in here and save this thread's ass everytime?

I almost resorted to rolling on the floor.

Ha, nice one.

Why is it that I'm the only good contributor to this damn thread?

that wasn't a good contribution

I mean, you get points for effort, but that wasn't funny.

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Why is it that I'm the only good contributor to this damn thread?

.. please.. please don't get so full of yourself.


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original goofy time:

LOL. nice.

I immediately thought "the cake is a lie" when I saw the first half, scared the shit out of me when I read the rest

Ahha, that Wii one is great. "Do not put games into your Wii"

I need to buy portal. Everyones ruining the epic awesomeness for me. =(

no, no we haven't. the plot is pretty straightforward, but can get extremely complex if you look into all the very minor details, which we really haven't done. at least not publicly

The cake is a lie.

You are a lie.

Its all lies.

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I need to buy portal. Everyones ruining the epic awesomeness for me. =(

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

I loved that one. The wii one was great too.

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no, no we haven't. the plot is pretty straightforward, but can get extremely complex if you look into all the very minor details, which we really haven't done. at least not publicly

Straight forward? Man have you even played the whole game then really thought about the story? You may need to play HL2:EP2 to really see the genius at work here. Valve is on the verge of pulling off the mose insane twist to a story plot ever.

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I need to buy portal. Everyones ruining the epic awesomeness for me. =(

PIRATE IT YOU FAGGOT

thats right, i said it.

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no, no we haven't. the plot is pretty straightforward, but can get extremely complex if you look into all the very minor details, which we really haven't done. at least not publicly

Yeah. Though, when I was playing it, I felt like the storyline was ruined a lot, mainly the begining, because i looked at it on youtube.
my computer was broken for the last month, which is why.
pretty much ****ed up like 2 days before portal was out.

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speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said 'Goodbye', and you were like, 'No Way', and then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you'. That was great.






And more portal humor. oh harrah.

Reasons why Portal is the female version of an FPS:
1. The main character is female.
2. The main villain is female.
3. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots...vaginas--I mean, space-time tunnel apertures.
4. The game is based around evasion and manipulation instead of confrontation and domination.
5. The turrets. They are the exact opposite of a parody of everything women supposedly hate about regular shooting games. Violence, profanity, blood, evil symbolism, chauvinism...the turrets are always polite and apologize even if you kill them. Because everyone is nice in a woman's world.
6. Just like actual women, the main villain (GLaDOS) is actually powerless to physically do anything to you. The only weapon GLaDOS has is emotional manipulation. Just like women.
7. The company is called Aperture Science and women have an aperture between their legs.
8. The game starts with a cute song instead of a bunch of dead people.
9. The game promises you a reward at the end if you jump through a lot of hoops, and it turns out to be a GREAT BIG ****ING LIE, YOU STUPID WHORE YOU ****ING USED ME, ROT IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS CUNT, women have been known to stereotypically act in this manner.
Finally...
10. Your only weapon is a gun that shoots vaginas.

I like reason number ten.

But wouldn't that make it a lesbian shooter?