What the hell happened to all their faces?

It's called photoshop.

I know that. But their faces creep me out.

Allow me to test the waters here, i just got a bunch of these that really made me laugh out loud from /b/.

Quote from alive

Way to go .

**** off, you can't tell me you didn't at least smile at that.

Actually, no, that face creeped me out the most.

Quote from Dudeman.

Does everyone notice what he's doing with his hand?

Yep, clever ****. Probably what I'd be doing.

That brock one was good. Only made me smile though.

One more?

Again, only smiled at that.

Now I'm gonna get the f*** of this thread, cause I ain't contributing anything.

2 good ones in a row minusboy

This Was An Orgy
I'm Making A Note Here:
HUGE SAUSAGE
It's hard to overstate
your huge erection
Orgasm Science
We screw who we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
who love to give lots of head
But there's no sense crying
over every butt rape
You just keep on screwing
til your asshole's agape
And the sexing gets done
And you shoot all your cum
For the people who are
Still Erect\I'm so ****ing horny
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you threw me down
and raped me
And tore my ass to pieces
Every piece feels like it's on fire
But I didn't care because
I knew it felt good for you
Now these drops of semen
make a beautiful line
And you're out of semen
you released it all on time
So I'm GLaD. I got ****ed
Think of all the things I sucked
for the people who are
Still Erect
Go ahead and bang me
I think I prefer it in my eye
Maybe you'll find somewhere else
to stick it
Maybe my earhole
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cock is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
when there's ****ing to do
When I look out there
it makes me want to go screw
I've got orgasms to make
and so much cock to take
from the people who are
Still Erect
And believe me I am
Still Erect
I'm getting naked and I'm
Still Erect
I feel so HORNY and I'm
Still Erect
When you're dying I'll be
Still Erect
And when you're dead I will be
Still Erect
STILL ERECT
STILL ERECT

Quote from the Jawz

I never said the tree can't support the person's weight.

Tell me where I said the tree can't support the person's weight.

And after he's swinging on the thing he doesn't need the knife any more, it's only one slice of cake.

oh yeah, you said the gap was too big to do an awesome jump, but not to far to throw a piece of wood with string on it.

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

Posting this, not because it's funny, but because it's ****ing amazing.

I really want that computer.

It's completely custom. As you can see there are like 4 damn powersupplys which mean 4 damn motherboards. I wouldn't want it, you can just buy 9 1TB drives. Because imagine, if ONE of those hardrives went bad, imagine the time you'd spend finding which one was broken, then you gotta unplug it.

Oh, not to mention that the case is made of wood and see all those fans under the hardrives? Yeah, 2 of those fans die it's gonan get hot and your computer is gonan go up in a pretty sparking ball of flames.