Flying Asian crabs.

Asian crabs!!!1!!!!!1!1111! Well, they did say all Asians look alike. Asian crabs are Asian.

Someone's writing stories about me again.

I almost got an erection.

I did, and I really cant believe I masturbated to a story about cheerios raping a loli.

What the hell has the internet done to me?

Oh, good. Levels of funny are stabilizing.

Flatlining is stable.

Erection definetly from that story. So detailed, yet, it was about cheerios. Man i wonder what they would do for a male?

oh god, i don't want to think about it...

Damn, my dick is so sad that it wants me to commit suicide.

Wow, dicks have minds and conciouses(spelling?) now or is it that they control this part of our brain where it tellls us what it wants?

Yours doesn't?
Jeez, it must have already done itself in.
You need to wank more.

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Have at it, guys.

Original.

cereal man just never learns

Cereal Man gets points for effort on that last post

Most of the funny shit in that thread is old, though.