Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she was a suicidal one

What's a difference between a duck?



A man goes to the graveyard and sees a couple making out. He asks the dude whether he can borrow the girl. Dude replies: "There's the shovel, dig up your own."

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Am I the only one that actually cringed while reading this?

No, but mom taught me that if I had nothing nice to say, I should keep shut. >:(

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No, but mom taught me that if I had nothing nice to say, I should keep shut. >:(

That's bambi.

And Mantha, you're making actual jokes.

I don't think I really understand the concept of an anti-joke then.

Oh well.

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A man goes to the graveyard and sees a couple making out. He asks the dude whether he can borrow the girl. Dude replies: "There's the shovel, dig up your own."

Oh **** I lol'd.

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What's a difference between a duck?



A man goes to the graveyard and sees a couple making out. He asks the dude whether he can borrow the girl. Dude replies: "There's the shovel, dig up your own."

this.

is ****ed up.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Cause seven ate condoms!

Why did the dog pee on the tree?
Why do you pee in toilets?

Why did the boy threw his mouse?
Cause he wears a blouse.

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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't; numbers have no emotion.

Why did the dog pee on the tree?
Because it was marking its territory.

Why did the boy throw his mouse?
Because he was angry.

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What's a difference between a duck?



A man goes to the graveyard and sees a couple making out. He asks the dude whether he can borrow the girl. Dude replies: "There's the shovel, dig up your own."

NO fair, I laughed at this one.

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a push bike?
Nothing you can ride both in public all day and nobody cares.

Two people go in to a store.
One guy says " This is a stick-up, give me the money!"
The other man replies " yo, there are cops outside, this is stupid"
The two men leave.

Why happens when you put a rock in water?
It dissolves over time.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
It didn't, Africa has no roads, and most of the elephants here are either in a wildlife reserve, or in containment.

Why did the man rape the woman?
For sexual pleasure.

Are you gay?
Maybe

Why does 5 come before 6?
I have no idea, I'm not an expert in history.

A man enters a church and walks around for a while before meeting up with the Father. The Father asks him what he's looking for.

"Proof."

What's black and white and red all over?

Go look on your mom's bed and find out.

Two kids are riding bikes. One kid falls off and the other kid's name is Miguel.